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  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Why do people need to recieve material goods when getting married? I don't want to hear the line about "just starting out" If ya ain't got sheets, then maybe rushing into marriage isn't the best thing for ya right now huh?
     

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  2. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    I blame the parents.
     
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    As someone who is getting married in less then a month and is beginning to hate weddings I can say that the only redeeming thing about a wedding (aside from being married to The GF) is that you get stuff!

    So far we have recieved:

    Espresso maker :drool:

    Ice cream maker

    beer glasses

    too many tea pots

    She made us register at Target and Crate&Barrel. I made us register at REI.

    You don't have to give a present. Just go eat the cake and drink the free beer.
     
  4. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Cuz someones feedin your ass food and alcohol for a day and giving you the chance to hook up with a hot bridesmaid....
     
  5. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Y'all having a theme wedding where you dress up like knights and stuff?
     
  6. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    It's not a question of me being cheap. I'm not. It's seems it's the other way around...
     
  7. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Yeah if you spend 100 bucks on a gift and all you get is some lousy dry cake, cheap beer and a fat ugly bridesmaid slobbin on yer knob...that's pretty bad...HAHAHAHAHAH
     
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Well, we are going to have an awsome cake, very good beer (keg of Sierra Nevada and some 50+ bottles of homebrewed stout), and wine. There are only two bridesmaids and they are both married, but anyone is welcome to call a hooker.

    And we registered for some cheap gifts too! (I have cheap friends)
     
  9. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    That's goin' on my sig!!!! Awesome!!! :thumb: :D
     
  10. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    well....if one side of your family is f'n insane & has a beef with your Mother & they are insane, did I say that already? You dont get jack from them....even a damn "congrats". did i say half of my family tree is f'n insane?

    who needs 5 george foreman grills anyways?
     
  11. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    NOOOOOO! I was NOT talking about you....please...don't think that!
     
  12. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Thank you...can you add that I in no way shape or form was referring to AnotherMike/Cirian...what ever the hell his name is's wedding? :D
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Ye Olde Wench...
     
  14. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    But of course!
     
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Nah. We wanted to, but our families are fuddy duddies. No way I would be able to get my mom in a medieval dress. But my bachelor party will likely take place at a big medieval event that we do every year. My friends are going to get me so trashed :help: Imagine if you will 500+ medievalists drinking waaaaay too much home made alcohol, carrying swords, reveling in their drunken debauchery, singing bawdy songs around a campfire. Girls running around drunk with their boobs spilling out of their bodices. :drool: That's going to be my bachelor party. :thumb:

    We decided on a small wedding, big honeymoon. 75 or so people, at her parents place on the beach. Then 3 weeks in Ireland! Yee-haw!!!

    I didn't think you were insulting my wedding. My friends really are cheap. :D
     
  16. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    Allright Mike. Where's my invite and are any of the bridesmaid's hot MILF's? Hot non-MILF's will work of course ;)
     
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    derekpearson Monkey

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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Nice work Derek Pearson!

    An exes mom asked me to videotape the other daughter's wedding to save money. I shot a few hours, but there was no audio on any of it. I suspect they still hate me for that...
     
  19. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    veru nice!!! i wish i knew you when I was getting married.. maybe next time


    you need to come to NYC to get married... everyone here gives cash.. presents are unheard of
     
  20. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    Can I get her # ?