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Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
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Crawlorado
:wave:

In the office FOR THE FULL DAY. Woe is me, I don't think I've been here in that capacity since March of 2020. At least my coworkers have gifted me a cucumber and a jar of honey?

Sigh. WTF am I doing. Today is a van by the river sorta day.
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,752
7,096
Had to rope my old man in to going to a screening of Gutsy Girls coz someone else had Covid.
I was giggling to myself coz the first video was of a gay transgender mountain biker, probably not his normal viewing material, hahaha!

Oh and I found out a place that I refused to work at after tagging one of their machines out a year or so ago caught fire, eat a fucking dick you environmental terrorists, hahaha!
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Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,889
Crawlorado
Had to rope my old man in to going to a screening of Gutsy Girls coz someone else had Covid.
I was giggling to myself coz the first video was of a gay transgender mountain biker, probably not his normal viewing material, hahaha!

Oh and I found out a place that I refused to work at after tagging one of their machines out a year or so ago caught fire, eat a fucking dick you environmental terrorists, hahaha!
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Looks like the fire improved the place lolz.
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,752
7,096
Looks like the fire improved the place lolz.
Yeah they are grubs, at their last place they were sweeping petrol down the storm water drain, the ground was just a black oily/fuelly waterproof surface, not sure if it was dirt or concrete.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
On a side note. Best man for my best friend's wedding this weekend. Been working on the speech for the last few weeks, but full speed last few day (post-test). It's about 2min long now and up to four quotes, and I think I can get at least another 2-3 with another minute of talking. :rofl:
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,832
7,079
borcester rhymes
hello
slept wonderfully. woke up naturally. had some extra time, so I ran 2.2 miles. Felt OK. Came to work to find out I was a COVID close contact and now I have to wear a mask for a week. Person in question came back from vacation overseas with no mask on and exposed our whole team. I had COVID six weeks ago, so I'm not worried, but sheesh. Good excuse to work from home as much as possible.
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,889
Crawlorado
On a side note. Best man for my best friend's wedding this weekend. Been working on the speech for the last few weeks, but full speed last few day (post-test). It's about 2min long now and up to four quotes, and I think I can get at least another 2-3 with another minute of talking. :rofl:
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,753
8,750
Hello all

another day of working from le hospital. Reading inpatient and ED studies today
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,977
21,507
Canaderp
Off to go get the mri done of my head.

Hopefully they give me a free parking voucher.
No free parking :(

Twas in a brand new fancy hospital, so at least the check in and whatnot was quick and seamless.

Hopefully that's the last needle in my arm for a while too. And fingers crossed the mri reveals whatever is fucking up my optical nerves, otherwise it'll be lumbar puncture time. :twitch:

View from the ER door.
 

maxyedor

<b>TOOL PRO</b>
Oct 20, 2005
5,496
3,141
In the bathroom, fighting a battle
Stuck between my desire to eat a delicious breakfast and my absolute distain for cooking breakfast.

The damn IRS finally processed my 2019 return and apparently there was a typo since they’re saying my kid doesn’t have a valid SSN and they want a bunch of money as a result, so I have to clear that up, yay
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
No free parking :(

Twas in a brand new fancy hospital, so at least the check in and whatnot was quick and seamless.

Hopefully that's the last needle in my arm for a while too. And fingers crossed the mri reveals whatever is fucking up my optical nerves, otherwise it'll be lumbar puncture time. :twitch:

View from the ER door.
Is that a roller-coaster right across the street from the ER? Smart!
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,162
10,101
50 days out from vacation i think....given my level of procrastination i should probably pack now...
 

jebfour

Turbo Monkey
Jun 19, 2003
2,141
1,528
CLT, NC
Question: Why do companies make it a complete pain in the ass to apply for a job? If the *Talent Acquisition Specialist* would just read the resume (which is also required) a lot of wasted time would be saved. Added bonus is if their system screws up half way into the process and you get to start over. That's the best.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,811
27,018
media blackout
Question: Why do companies make it a complete pain in the ass to apply for a job? If the *Talent Acquisition Specialist* would just read the resume (which is also required) a lot of wasted time would be saved. Added bonus is if their system screws up half way into the process and you get to start over. That's the best.
nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE
 

jebfour

Turbo Monkey
Jun 19, 2003
2,141
1,528
CLT, NC
nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE
I want to work (somewhere new). I don't want my time wasted.

I hire lots of people. Nothing more than give me your resume and let me have a look and we'll take it from there. No BS needed.
 
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StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Question: Why do companies make it a complete pain in the ass to apply for a job? If the *Talent Acquisition Specialist* would just read the resume (which is also required) a lot of wasted time would be saved. Added bonus is if their system screws up half way into the process and you get to start over. That's the best.
No one reads the resumes anymore. They are parsed, tokenized, indexed, then sent for processing across the globe, and at the end of the day, the hiring manager calls his buddy without qualification because loyalty trumps competence 11 times out of 10.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,811
27,018
media blackout
I want to work (somewhere new). I don't want my time wasted.
real answer: initial application / resume review has been automated / outsourced.

i think it was @SkaredShtles that was saying he saw a job posting looking for 10 years of experience in a coding language that has only existed for 6 years, or something along those lines.
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,229
14,705
Spicey Thai peanut butter for lunch. Going to have to say, not a fan.

Also still got COVID symptoms and spending most days hoping my heart carries on working correctly - which is great!
 

jebfour

Turbo Monkey
Jun 19, 2003
2,141
1,528
CLT, NC
No one reads the resumes anymore. They are parsed, tokenized, indexed, then sent for processing across the globe, and at the end of the day, the hiring manager calls his buddy without qualification because loyalty trumps competence 11 times out of 10.
Dude, I recently interviewed with 11 people at a company after making it very clear what my travel limitations were. In the end they came back to me saying that I was perfect for the job but wanted someone that would travel more. WTH? Massive waste of time and energy.
 

jebfour

Turbo Monkey
Jun 19, 2003
2,141
1,528
CLT, NC
i think it was @SkaredShtles that was saying he saw a job posting looking for 10 years of experience in a coding language that has only existed for 6 years, or something along those lines.
Sounds about right. "Recruiters" just look for key words without having any understanding of the position, which is stupid. At least when someone interviews for one of my positions, I'm the guy reading the resume.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,811
27,018
media blackout
Sounds about right. "Recruiters" just look for key words without having any understanding of the position, which is stupid. At least when someone interviews for one of my positions, I'm the guy reading the resume.
yea, so many people looking at resumes (if there's even a person) don't understand the skills they're trying to assess.