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DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
It's story time, Unca Mike!!
Local business, that will remain nameless, that I finally decided to check out....... has some intelligence issues.

Me..... walking in and around.... about ten minutes in
Employee..... excuse me sir, I noticed you are carrying a sidearm.... we dont allow that here......

Me.... ok, I will leave

Emp..... no, I am going to search you...

Me.... no thanks.... I will just leave..... have a nice day....

Emp..... no, you are not going anywhere, you are getting searched...

Me.... no thanks, I will just take my leave and business elsewhere...

Emp.... you are not going anywhere..... I am going to search you and take any weapons you have..... then have you arrested for having them here.....

Me..... no thanks..... You realise this is mo tana right?

Emp.... I dont care, this is going to happen..... starts walking towards me

Me..... back the fuck up youngster, reach for me and lose a hand....

Emp.... now your threatening me???

Me.... Nope.... absolute promise.

Emp.... That's it I'm calling the police....

Me... here use my phone, faster.......

Emp.... confused.....

Me..... try (insert bosses name) in my contacts.......

Emp.... what?

Me..... I'm in law enforcement..... you have no right to detain me nor search me nor take anything from me....... try to force it and I will act..... Now get the fuck out of my way, so I can leave.....

Emp...........(mouth open)....
 

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Jan 23, 2017
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Raleigh, NC
Local business, that will remain nameless, that I finally decided to check out....... has some intelligence issues.

Me..... walking in and around.... about ten minutes in
Employee..... excuse me sir, I noticed you are carrying a sidearm.... we dont allow that here......

Me.... ok, I will leave

Emp..... no, I am going to search you...
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