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off to work in 20 minutes, rather go back to bed. I can feel yesterdays workout. just a hint of the burn while moving around.
made really spicy curry last night, borderline unpalatable. woke up at 5 am to stoke the fire, then had surprise curry shits.
"Surprise"? How was it a surprise? 
i rarely poop before 8am."Surprise"? How was it a surprise?
You might want to start getting used to crazy nonsense like that now, Old Man.
Morning! Last Friday -> riding in low 80s, last night -> riding in low 20s. I want the Friday back.
i come from a long line of mighty poopers. i still regret not photographing that one dump that curved itself into a pretzel.You might want to start getting used to crazy nonsense like that now, Old Man.
considering it's size, i beg to differ. sadly i have no evidence to presentSorry, but "mighty poops" aren't able to be curved.
The most amazing poop I've ever witnessed was literally the size of a Coke can. Pretty much exactly too, the girth and length were dead nuts. Amazingly there was no pee or toilet paper either when I walked in on it. It was like the immaculate shit.Sorry, but "mighty poops" aren't able to be curved.
i hate the dumps that you think are epic and you will be regaling the grandchildren with the tales of them for years to come only for them to slide down the rabbit hole with nary a trace and before you can flush.
i treat those like finding a four leaf clover....
Pretty sure Kranky pants will be back to tell us the magnificent tale of how he pooped a four leaf clover next.
you mean ghost shits?
you flatten it in a book?
yes...
no...because they are few and far between....
That clearly ruins detail. Cast it in an acrylic block.
i call shenanigans.
Bets on who's going to start the Deuce Collective thread where we just post pictures of our daily dumps?
Slept 9.5 hours last night. Feel like I can wrestle a bear now.
Morning. Actually have time to post on RM at work for once! My schedule is HELL this year. Anyway it's damn cold outside and we aren't getting all of the snow that Western NY is.
Did I miss the RM Secret Santa thread? Any other pressing issues? I feel so out of the loop!
Did I miss the RM Secret Santa thread? Any other pressing issues? I feel so out of the loop!
Noooo!!!! You should stay longer!
See above
4-nights? Where? Hopefully you'll be close enough to do this ride.
And if not... make sure you fit this closer ride to the Front Range in.
won't happen.
I had no idea so many of you were German.
Not feeling so great this morning, there I are things I should accomplish, but probably wont.You trying to kill that poor low lander?
Maybe Adventurous, Stoney, FT, and I can kill CJ *and* Toshi in one ride. I like the sounds of it...
I had no idea so many of you were German.
You trying to kill that poor low lander?
Not sure about 'squeeb - he could go either way... Killer... or Kill-ee.
I'm not anaphylactic. Name your time and place.Maybe Adventurous, Stoney, FT, and I can kill CJ *and* Toshi in one ride. I like the sounds of it...
Not sure about 'squeeb - he could go either way... Killer... or Kill-ee.
Probably won't be riding. By the pics I've seen it doesn't have the "wow" factor I require to haul a bike across the country. 
All the CO ride reports I've seen look like Eric's, just on narrower fireroads.
All the CO ride reports I've seen look like Eric's, just on narrower fireroads.
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i've thought about a website dedicated to it, ratemydump dot com. i already have an entire classification system.
who is handling RMSS this year? it's about that time!
german/irish.
Probably won't be riding. By the pics I've seen it doesn't have the "wow" factor I require to haul a bike across the country.
All the CO ride reports I've seen look like Eric's, just on narrower fireroads.
Smart choice.
Definitely no "WOW" riding to be found here.
Lots of nice golf courses though!
I do plan to golf.