[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Dude, I used to have odd acquaintances in college. This former acquaintance of mine is auctioning the chance to shave his beard off--on Ebay--and the bidding is in the hundreds! He's calling it ART!

He should be an exhibit at the Corcoran Gallery of Art. nicker and middle finger extended:
They looooove art of questionable value....

Shave My Beard auction on Ebay

 

[Skookum]

link no worky.

it wouldn't suprise me if E-bay pulled this off their site. A local baseball pitcher tried auctioning of his bone chips from surgery he had for charity and they pulled that......

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Whoops, I'll try posting the link again. It's still up!

Shave My Beard auction on Ebay

Maybe I can auction off the following: "Shave my legs, clean my bike and armor, and vacuum my house in the name of Art!"

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ive been to the Corcoran gallery. There was some crazy **** there with a bunch of TVs with transvestites on them doing different stuff.

I just like the old paintings though.

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
Ive been to the Corcoran gallery. There was some crazy **** there with a bunch of TVs with transvestites on them doing different stuff.

I just like the old paintings though.

I'm right there with ya. I used to work there. Don't get me started.

We had an exhibit once that was basically a bunch of TVs playing various videos... the most memorable video being a guy screwing a watermelon.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by Capt. Jack Sparrow
I'm right there with ya. I used to work there. Don't get me started.

We had an exhibit once that was basically a bunch of TVs playing various videos... the most memorable video being a guy screwing a watermelon.

wait!

thats what it was. a guy screwing a watermelon! and some chicks in lingerie too.

This was in 02, right?

 

[Ridemonkey]

BS, you could auction off the opportunity to shave your hind quarters.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by Ridemonkey
BS, you could auction off the opportunity to shave your hind quarters.

I thought about it, but remember what happened with the last shaving thread?

 

[LordOpie]

Originally posted by Capt. Jack Sparrow
Maybe I can auction off the following: "Shave my legs..."

So, just how far up those lovely legs do you want shaved?

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Yeah, I think we better watch it with the shaving jokes. Somehow it always travels too far up the leg. Still amazes me how guys would consider shaving their legs when it's such a pain!

BS, that nasty exhibit was at the Corcoran in '02... yep. I think a cucumber may have been involved in one of the videos as well. Since then the Corcoran has exhibited a good number of unsuccessful shows such as the exhibit of Jackie Kennedy's dresses. It wouldn't have been so bad had the gallery not budgeted on hopes that the Jackie exhibit would be sold out at all hours, everyday. Not very smart.