Don't know how old this is, but I laughed.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started
it!"
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started
it!"
