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Well how's this for a conundrum (2 day rule)

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SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,827
14,165
In a van.... down by the river
dh girlie said:
It wasn't really fitting for this particular situation...you said something about finding a 'keeper' and I said something about you keeping her pinned to mattress (meaning all them chiddren in such a short time.) It was funny, but BV ruined it...:p
I don't understand what "pinned to the mattress" has to do with kids......... :confused:

-S.S.-
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
SkaredShtles said:
I don't understand what "pinned to the mattress" has to do with kids......... :confused:

-S.S.-
Oh jeebus kryst, you Dimwitted DipSh!T...you know...how you make babies...to spell it out more clearly...you on top of her doin your business and breathin in her face to make a baby...never mind...SOMEONE here had to get it...your kids are like 9 weeks...9 months and 9 weeks and 18 months and 18 days of age, aren't they?
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,827
14,165
In a van.... down by the river
dh girlie said:
Oh jeebus kryst, you Dimwitted DipSh!T...you know...how you make babies...to spell it out more clearly...you on top of her doin your business and breathin in her face to make a baby...never mind...SOMEONE here had to get it...your kids are like 9 weeks...9 months and 9 weeks and 18 months and 18 days of age, aren't they?
You notice how less funny it gets when you have to explain it?

Another fishie caught in my net............ :p

-S.S.-
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
Zark said:
That was a "maybe" :rolleyes:

James understands ;) The 19y/o will keep him "occupied" Friday :p

And Rob, what kind of dumb question is that? I called her so I can hit it again! What would you rather have: tickets to one game or season tickets? :sneaky:
Very true, and in fact, we hung out on Tuesday, at least for a while, until Noah had to leave to "make a phone call" or some BS. Jeez, he was trailing sand all the way back to his truck...:)
Just kidding bro, I had a really ****ty showing that night, I couldn't keep my end of the bargin up, and left a couple of wounded, half-drunk drinks behind...:(
What are you guys up to tonight?
I too made no mention of the V-word, even that same day!
Ah ha ha ha ha.
Oh, yeah, anyway.
Well then, next Tuesday maybe we imbibe a few more at a cooler locale perhaps?

JJames
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
dh girlie said:
Yes, as the matter of fact it did!

"That's my sandbox...I'm not supposed to go in that end...that's where the leprechaun lives...he tells me to burn things...(or something very close to that)"
"You've done good laddie. Now burn them, burn them all!"
My favorite "Ralph's imaginary leprechaun" quote...

JJames
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Just James said:
Well then, next Tuesday maybe we imbibe a few more at a cooler locale perhaps?

JJames
What, you don't like the Merc? That place rawks!
I'm down with the Tuesday drinks...wherever. I might be hitting up happy hour after work tonight, I'll give ya a ring.

NC

P.S. You are the master of impacted sand James, don't deny it :D