[4xBoy]

Redesign food.

If this dumb f--kers hadn't married their sisters and had the dumbest kids ever, there wouldn't be a need for this sh-t.

Stupid should not succeed.

 

[jonKranked]

take that evolution! in yo face!

 

[BurlyShirley]

"If you were to take the best engineers in the world and asked them to design a perfect plug for a child's airway, you couldn't do better than a hot dog," Smith said. "It's the right size, right shape. It's compressible so it wedges itself in. When they're in that tight [it's] almost impossible, even with the correct training and the correct equipment, to get out. When it's wedged in tightly, that child is going to die."

 

[jonKranked]

also, sounds like they're only targeting phallic foods.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Kids die. Move on.

 

[jonKranked]

Kids die. Eat them.

it's like veal.

 

[4xBoy]

it's like veal.

Little Billy, it's whats for dinner.

 

[ohio]

Of all of the different angles for humor in that quote, why do I think I know exactly which one you're laughing at?

 

[Westy]

it's like veal.

Only if the kids spend all their time playing video games or stored in a small box. Ones that run around are a little stringy. Of course that means most american kids are super tender.

 

[jonKranked]

Only if the kids spend all their time playing video games or stored in a small box. Ones that run around are a little stringy. Of course that means most american kids are super tender.

bingo. and they're the ones dumb enough to choke on a hot dog.

 

[blackohio]

who feeds their kids hot dogs anyhow? Hot Dogs are the one thing universally that even meat producers wont eat.

 

[jonKranked]

who feeds their kids hot dogs anyhow? Hot Dogs are the one thing universally that even meat producers wont eat.

 

[eaterofdog]

I like hot dogs. Admittedly the good ones, but I figure if your going to kill an animal to eat it, at least be respectful enough to eat the whole damn thing.

I think they should mount surveillance cameras on hot dogs to monitor the children in case they choke.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Only if the kids spend all their time playing video games or stored in a small box. Ones that run around are a little stringy. Of course that means most american kids are super tender.

I think we need a Mod to merge this and Stinkyboys thread about his hooker neighbor. Hillarity will ensue.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Of all of the different angles for humor in that quote, why do I think I know exactly which one you're laughing at?

I think I've been posting here for like 8 years.

 

[Silver]

If you're too dumb to cut up a hot dog for your 18 month old, are you really going to be reading warning labels?

 

[Westy]

Parents just need to drill breathing holes through hot dogs for their functionally retarded children. When they get older they can fill the holes with mayonnaise for a tasty surprise.

 

[jonKranked]

If you're too dumb to cut up a hot dog for your 18 month old, are you really able to even read a warning label?

fixed

 

[moff_quigley]

who feeds their kids hot dogs anyhow? Hot Dogs are the one thing universally that even meat producers wont eat.

Hot dogs can be awesome:

 

[rockofullr]

mmmm....

I'm choking already

 

[JRogers]

Not that I advocate the kind of protections suggested in that article and can't see some humor in it.....but I'm not sure how funny children choking on things is. Also, not really sure how an 8 year old choking on a hotdog makes that kid retarded.

 

[BurlyShirley]

What shape should a hotdog be in?

Cylinder? Obviously not.
Traingle? Too stabby.
Rhomboid?

 

[jasride]

I thought it was already the perfect shape, it fits the bun perfectly.

 

[X3pilot]

I thought it was already the perfect shape, it fits the bun perfectly.

Now, more important than choking hazards, is fixing the disparity between number of dogs in a package to number of buns in a package.

Priorities, people, priorities!!

 

[Westy]

What shape should a hotdog be in?

Cylinder? Obviously not.
Traingle? Too stabby.
Rhomboid?

Hot Dog Smoothie sipped through a straw equipped with a choking guard.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Hot dogs are too salty.

 

[jonKranked]

bypass hot dog, go to scrapple

 

[SkaredShtles]

bypass hot dog, go to scrapple

Good movie... not so good food.

The winner:

 

[moff_quigley]

Hot Dog Smoothie sipped through a straw equipped with a choking guard.

Fatties from Wall-E with their floating easy chairs will conquer the world.

 

[rockofullr]

Fatties from Wall-E with their floating easy chairs will conquer the world.

I want one of those!

 

[4xBoy]

I want one of those!

The fattie right.

 

[Bushwhacker]

When the meat industry stops killing kids...only god will kill them.