Well... maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time...

bikingisbetter · Mar 17, 2006

hhahah it says surgery usually works if placed on ice

Angus · Mar 17, 2006

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES said:
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis

wow that is more than I needed to know....

jimmydean · Mar 17, 2006

If I was a cop, I would have marked it with a chalk outline and left it as evidence.

stinkyboy · Mar 17, 2006

Does the cop that got hit have a new nickname?

nato · Mar 17, 2006

hahaha i wanna be a cop

Skookum · Mar 17, 2006

duuuuuude.......

i was going to raz Burly with a Chicago Bears remark, but i think i'll just leave it alone.....

Ciaran · Mar 17, 2006

nato said:
hahaha i wanna be a cop

You like it when naked deranged men throw penises at you? :think:

Tenchiro · Mar 17, 2006

If you chop off your johnson, do you deserver to get it back?

nato · Mar 17, 2006

Ciaran said:
You like it when naked deranged men throw penises at you?

... YES.