[DirtMcGirk]

I forgot just how goddamn happy these two wheeled contraptions can make a fat bastard like myself.

Just got home Monday from Seattle/Whistler. Got to ride bikes up there with one of my best friends, we drank too much, I almost ate the floor off of GLC, I bested the container jump/drop on Freight Train, and even rode 7/8 of Clown Shoes.

And we drank too much again.

Then I went back to Seattle. I slept. I drank more good beers.

Flew home to Phoenix. It wasn't 200* outside. Finished building my SB-66, took it for a ride this morning. Between my TR-450 and my 66 I have never been happier with my bikes than I am right now.

Now to get on a plane and go to NYC on the red eye. Gonna see me some book of Mormon tomorrow after seeing if I can find Heidi Klum to heckle because I hate that whore. Not a closet Seal fan, but I've been subjected to her for years now because of that goddamn Project Runway show. I pray to Joe Pesci every night that he please drop a safe on her or cause her car to explode because, well, Joe seems like the sort of guy who can get that sh!t done.

Don't judge me.

Yea, life is pretty good. Cool story, huh bro?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Ya know fat burns at higher temperatures.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Ya know fat burns at higher temperatures.

I've just come to accept my fluffiness. If it comes off, rad. If not, I've got more pushin' for the cushion!

Some girl told me at the bar it actually made me look intimidating. At 5'10" and mouthy I need all the help I can get.

 

[stevew]

and mouthy

prison pvssy.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

prison pvssy.

I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me hard.

 

[boogenman]

Yea, life is pretty good. Cool story, huh bro?

Would have been cooler if you played tummy sticks with jonkranked at some point.

 

[mantispf2000]

I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me hard.

Damnit, Dirt, you make me laugh. You make me laugh hard. I need a gut wrapping right now......

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Damnit, Dirt, you make me laugh. You make me laugh hard. I need a gut wrapping right now......

Muuuaaahhhhh

 

[DirtyMike]

Damnit, Dirt, you make me laugh. You make me laugh hard. I need a gut wrapping right now......

You realize DmG has likely stuck it in his own belly button just to see if it would work out ok for himself right?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

You realize DmG has likely stuck it in his own belly button just to see if it would work out ok for himself right?

Don't judge me, fvck-o

 

[insanitylevel9]

You realize DmG has likely stuck it in his own belly button just to see if it would work out ok for himself right?

rep for you

must spread rep

 

[JohnE]

You ride bikes? Since when?

 

[DirtyMike]

Don't judge me, fvck-o

I was not judging, I was just stating a simple fact.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Good lard...

 

[drkenan]

I just went to Whistler and rode 13 days in the bike park, one with Da Peach and Big Ted. We probably crossed paths. Whoa.

 

[DirtyMike]

I do not think you could have crossed paths with DmG and not realized it....

 

[Da Peach]

I just went to Whistler and rode 13 days in the bike park, one with Da Peach and Big Ted. We probably crossed paths. Whoa.

Was a good day of fork-ruining fun. 2012 Remedy has ISCG tabs btw...heh.

 

[Da Peach]

I do not think you could have crossed paths with DmG and not realized it....

I guess it's because we were actually riding...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I guess it's because we were actually riding...

 

[DirtyMike]

I guess it's because we were actually riding...

I see what you did there

 

[drkenan]

Was a good day of fork-ruining fun. 2012 Remedy has ISCG tabs btw...heh.

Well dang...looks like I got the last year without.

 

[Da Peach]

Well dang...looks like I got the last year without.

Evo shopping time then, I guess...