[HAB]

Man stops van in the middle of the Lincoln tunnel to masturbate while on PCP.

 

[kidwoo]

How is florida NOT involved in that?


Wait, where did drive from?

 

[Pesqueeb]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[SkaredShtles]

See - with autonomous cars there would be no *reason* to stop in the middle of the tunnel.

 

[Toshi]

See - with autonomous cars there would be no *reason* to stop in the middle of the tunnel.

Those dudes would be whacking it as their car-boxes drive them along and nobody would be the wiser.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Different strokes for differ...oh...never mind.

 

[Jm_]

True story, co-worker said a family member just took a flight where some heavy set guy kept taking his shirt and shoes off and on (so only had shorts on) several times as the plane taxied out, then after about the 4th time, in flight, put a bag on his head and proceeded to masturbate.

No one did anything, no cops to meet him, no nothing.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

True story, co-worker said a family member just took a flight where some heavy set guy kept taking his shirt and shoes off and on (so only had shorts on) several times as the plane taxied out, then after about the 4th time, in flight, put a bag on his head and proceeded to masturbate.

No one did anything, no cops to meet him, no nothing.

He must have been a United employee.

 

[Pesqueeb]

See - with autonomous cars there would be no *reason* to stop in the middle of the tunnel.

 

[Westy]

You people need to learn how to multitask.

 

[stevew]

You people need to learn how to multitask.

walking and chewing gum is one thing....

 

[stevew]

somewhat related....

antonio cromarties sperm can not be contained....wife is preggers with 14 child.