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What can make a Monday horrific?

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  1. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Waking up naked in West Virginia...
     

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  2. caputo1989

    caputo1989 Turbo Monkey

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    How was Sunday night?

    You werent running backwords through a cornfield were you?:rimshot:
     
  3. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Well, who hasn't done that.
     
  4. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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  5. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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  6. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    I wouldn't know. I have never, ever had a bad monday. Ever.
     
  7. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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  8. Prettym1k3

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    Nah... backward through a raw broom handle and cactus factory.

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  9. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Waking up Loco would be pretty bad.
     
  10. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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  11. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Actually, I dont know. If you weren't the sore assed one, it could potentially be a pretty funny thread.
     
  12. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Yeah, but you'd also have teh Loco disease.
     
  13. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Gangrene dick?
     
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  15. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Keep reaching. You'll get that golden banana.
     
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    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    ...fixed...
     
  17. DirtyMike

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    How about waking up to find your sneakers had been stolen???
     
  18. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    And in a responce to what would make Monday great......

    NOT getting morning head would make monday terrible!!!
     
  19. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Depends. If I met my deductible and renter's insurance covered them, I could get new sneakers and that would be the best Monday ever. In fact, I would have to get new sneakers no matter what, and since new sneakers are inherently better than old sneakers it would be the best Monday ever.
     
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