[DaveW]

LOL!!!!!
Best response yet to my Flatmate* wanted ad on trademe**.
Got a text this evening that went as follows;

"Hi is the room available if
so here sum info Wel my
names haley and im 23
and im fully white with lil
tiny bit of white
american in me and i
have 4 kids bt they nt in
my custdy bt i stil get to
see them i was just two
young and cyfs use ur
past against u and i get
to c them weneva i want
thats y i wanna mve closer
to them and i do not
have a job bt im looking
for one and i do not
have a kar and i do not
knw how to drive and im
on the unployment
benifit"

This is the 3rd time this same girl has texted asking about the flat.
previously she sent;
"hi my names haley and
im 23 and im a chick btw
if u thort i was a dude i
was woundering are u
stil lookng for a flatmate
becoz i need a place to
stay asap"

then a week later;

"hi my names haley im 23
are u stil looking for a flatmate"

Full of win this girl..........

* "Flatmate" is what NZer's call a room mate
** trade me is the local version of ebay/craiglist

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Who would have thought that all the way on the other side of the planet is PSP's female counterpart ?

 

[JohnE]

Damnit...you beat all of us to the punch! I say you get a look at her first, before you tell her no. $20 says she offers sex in exchange for rent $$...

 

[canadmos]

What you've got there is a classic case of the red head crazies. Proceed with caution.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Try her now.

 

[Jm_]

You got to at LEAST get a picture!

"please send a pic with your kids so I can verify your intention (big word, may want something simpler)"

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

What's the rate, I'll fly over.

 

[mandown]

Try her now.

this.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

This one will definitely require zip-ties and duck tape. But chances are she'll bring her own.

 

[MMike]

Since no-one else has said it. PIIHB.

 

[Westy]

I bet she has ebola.

 

[HardtailHack]

Needs a re-bush.

 

[JohnE]

This one should get gooderer

 

[ICEBALL585]

Well her texts included all the important info... a/s/l

Sounds like a winner to me

 

[maddog17]

23 and 4 kids.... i think PIIHB is the only thing she should be doing. sounds like a real winner. make sure your rommie takes her home to meet the parents. make sure you go and film all the fun for us too

 

[DaveW]

She does seem to be perfect reality tv fodder.....

 

[eric strt6]

She does seem to be perfect reality tv fodder.....

So thats where Bristol Palin is living

 

[ButtersNZ]

Please don't be in Hamilton. Please don't be in Hamilton

 

[Westy]

Tell her that part of the application process is creating an RM account.

 

[jonKranked]

Since no-one else has said it. PIIHB.

my first response as well.

this ensures the "not the baby daddy" dance.

 

[mantispf2000]

Damnit...you beat all of us to the punch! I say you get a look at her first, before you tell her no. $20 says she offers sex in exchange for rent $$...

Only $20??? I'll take that action..... Over/under being, if met, she offers within the first hour of being "interviewed".

 

[stevew]

gum job?

 

[jimmydean]

Wow, that is pretty bad ass. Almost "today in cl" material right there.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

DirtMcGirk would have a hard-on for weeks over this chick.

 

[JohnE]

Could be an ex of GFF...

 

[jdcamb]

Puh Lease!

 

[kazlx]

my first response as well.

this ensures the "not the baby daddy" dance.

Her turkey baster says otherwise.

 

[DaveW]

DirtMcGirk would have a hard-on for weeks over this chick.

Sort of a stiff with a stiffy?

 

[stevew]

Could be an ex of GFF...

with 4 kids.....i don't think he'd throw his hotdog down a hall that big.