[jonKranked]

Seriously, I don't think anyone can make this kind of insanity up.... After I read it I had to double check to make sure I wasn't reading The Onion.

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

 

[Defenestrated]

 

[skinny mike]

 

[Samirol]

fringe issues need fringe tactics

 

[X3pilot]

Would they be looking for volunteers to milk the women?

 

[Jim Mac]

Well, breast milk is sweeter than cow's milk!

 

[stevew]

I was once woken up by a friend squirting breast milk at me right from the source.

 

[Plummit]

Imagine all those poor women crammed into tiny stalls, forcefed hormones, choking down vast amounts of food to produce more milk, and glued to the pumps.....

Any investors out there?

 

[Samirol]

Imagine all those poor women crammed into tiny stalls, forcefed hormones, choking down vast amounts of food to produce more milk, and glued to the pumps.....

Any investors out there?

I'm investing in a high quality video camera

 

[binary visions]

Well sh*t, I guess I'm buyin' a farm...

 

[BurlyShirley]

Well sh*t, I guess I'm buyin' a farm...

You know, someone's going to have to impregnate them all to get them a-lactating too. I wonder if anyone would notice a schoolbus full of cheerleaders go missing.

 

[$tinkle]

I was once woken up by a friend squirting man milk at me right from the source.

:ick:

 

[Silver]

Imagine all those poor women crammed into tiny stalls, forcefed hormones, choking down vast amounts of food to produce more milk, and glued to the pumps.....

Any investors out there?

Put a tv in every stall, and that's pretty close to the average American woman anyways.

 

[binary visions]

You know, someone's going to have to impregnate them all to get them a-lactating too. I wonder if anyone would notice a schoolbus full of cheerleaders go missing.

I just PM'd you my contact information.

Here's to our new business venture

 

[drkenan]

I completely agree with their suggestion. Aside from the logistical problem of getting human milk, I'd bet it would be a tasty treat! I would probably start eating ice cream again.

 

[jonKranked]

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

 

[X3pilot]

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

 

[sanjuro]

Imagine all those poor women crammed into tiny stalls, forcefed hormones, choking down vast amounts of food to produce more milk, and glued to the pumps.....

Any investors out there?

I just feel bad for the lactophiles and infantiles who will have to suffer from shortages of breast milk.

 

[Inclag]

All milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts!

 

[JohnE]

What about the children? They are animals too after all...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

All milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts!

Ha! Awesome.

 

[Jim Mac]

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

But your nipples are pierced, so the milk would come out all over the place like a tripod-like fountain!

 

[ultraNoob]

I wonder what kind of cheese you can make from breast milk?

 

[binary visions]

Sexy cheese?

 

[Samirol]

I wonder what kind of cheese you can make from breast milk?

 

[jonKranked]

But your nipples are pierced, so the milk would come out all over the place like a tripod-like fountain!

you seem to have myself and the Ido confused.

 

[reflux]

This concept runs contrary to my philosophy on life: why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

 

[Jim Mac]

you seem to have myself and the Ido confused.

You're right. I'd hate to milk that bull!:huh:

 

[jimmydean]

The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. -P Diddy

 

[reflux]

The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. -P Diddy

"Here are the 5 best rappers: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan...and Dylan. I spit hot fire." --Dylan

 

[DaveW]

All milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts!

Sure why not I guess now that Christina applegate is hard milking proposition.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Sure why not I guess now that Christina applegate is hard milking proposition.

Ouch....

 

[urbaindk]

You're right. I'd hate to milk that bull!:huh:

As my pappy always used to say "Son, if you milk a bull, you've got yourself a friend for life."

 

[Skookum]

Enter further into the realm of wrong my friends and open your eyes to the world of male lactate.....

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1511/is_n2_v16/ai_16051177

Equal opportunity milkers.

Certainly all this is strange but i've had to stop and ponder to myself the thoughts of the very first person who considered taking milk from an animal.

"uhhh so hungry, we pretend to be beast babies."

 

[golgiaparatus]

W. T. F.