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skibunny24

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A person who I work with (I will not mention his name to protect his identity from a serious gff style beat down... for now) has NO love for bacon!!! :eek::eek::disgust1:

I tried to show him some deliciousness from previous bacon-loving threads, such as:



and he said it looked...
disgusting
...what do I do?! Is there any hope left for him?!?!
 
jonKranked

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skibunny24 said:
Nope. Apparently he has a family history...

...but he says he doesn't like that it is so salty and fatty...like he doesn't like the taste or something...
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salt cured meats + family history of heart problems is a recipe for heart problems.


edit: some people have taste buds that are ultra-sensitive to salt.
 
skibunny24

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jonKranked said:
salt cured meats + family history of heart problems is a recipe for heart problems.


edit: some people have taste buds that are ultra-sensitive to salt.
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Whether he choses to indulge in it or not is not the point, the point is that he doesn't like it. There is seriously something wrong with him.
 
4130biker

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Perhaps you should be his "bacon tour guide". Based on his interests, likes, and dislikes, recommend a bacon that works for him. I might recommend a nice center cut for his miserable bacon-less soul.
 
norbar

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Maybe he just expresses his hartred for Canada that way?

That or he is not a human. I'm quite sure Jewish people love bacon, just decide not to eat it as a part of their culinary self flagellation.
 
skibunny24

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insanitylevel9 said:
he caught teh ghey kill him now before he lays eggs!!
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:rofl: rep to you ser!

norbar said:
Maybe he just expresses his hartred for Canada that way?

That or he is not a human. I'm quite sure Jewish people love bacon, just decide not to eat it as a part of their culinary self flagellation.
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This is what I am saying. He's clearly an alien.

DirtMcGirk said:
Is this someone's wiener you've touched?
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Nope, just someone who I work with. Thanks for checking though. And since he doesn't like bacon, it'd never work out anyway. My husband knows good bacon when I cook it for him ;)


And SS... :drool: Saturday I will ski... sweet Saturday...
 
Nick

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Copper today? lucky bastige.
Tomorrow should dump (fingers crossed) so I'm skiing Friday and maybe teh Jokey will join me on Saturday.
(he's a powder snob, you know) Let me know if you wanna meet up.

:rockout:
 
SkaredShtles

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Nick said:
Copper today? lucky bastige.
Tomorrow should dump (fingers crossed) so I'm skiing Friday and maybe teh Jokey will join me on Saturday.
(he's a powder snob, you know) Let me know if you wanna meet up.

:rockout:
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If I can swing Friday I'll probably hit teh Copper. Saturday is Mary Jane - will be there with at least 3 other mates and a minimum of 10 children. :panic:

You gots a Copper pass?
 
DirtMcGirk

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I hear rumor its snowing hard in Tahoe. Going to find a plane up there soon.
 
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