[DirtMcGirk]

pee on them.... just whip it out and start going as you run up to them. cackle as they run away... shout out haha i peed on you for good measure....

If you were a true pimp you'd also hit them with a buttercup after unloading the aforementioned run by urination...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

pee on them.... just whip it out and start going as you run up to them. cackle as they run away... shout out haha i peed on you for good measure....

I like the idea, but it could easily backfire.

Depending on the hiker, you may end up with a new special friend.

 

[jdcamb]

I like the idea, but it could easily backfire.

Depending on the hiker, you may end up with a new special friend.

nah.. most sane folks run away when they see my penis...

 

[$tinkle]

Depending on the hiker, you may end up with a new special friend.

i had a pillow biter thread in the colorado forum 4 yrs back addressing this no-end-in-sight trend.

there's only 3 types at palmer park: a pair of ugly womyn w/ big dogs that have man-in-the-canoe-sized gaps in their teeth, dude by himself jingling his keys offering free beer & peanut butter, or up-armored riders.