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What do you do????

mantispf2000

Turbo Monkey
Aug 9, 2001
1,723
180
Nevada, 2 hours from Mammoth
Hey All--

Where's all of our dang snow? North shore Tahoe gets dumped on, and we at little South shore get a sprinkle. What gives, Mother Nature?????

Ok, if you'll recall, I had posted a bit ago about what you've done positive the past 6 years. That's been one of my favorite posts, seeing all the good that's been accomplished. Now I'm going to ask for another listing--

How do you start your day off right?

By that, I mean what sort of "routine" do you go through to know you'll be having a good day. Granted, I'm sure a lot of you will say bowel movements or something to that nature. I'm looking for something deeper, er, not in the relationship way, either.

Mine is a bit 2-fold. At the end of my shower, I'll take a mouthful of water, rinse my mouth, and spit. When I'd shower with Alaina, she picked up on it, and would rinse-and-spit, too. So now, I do it twice for both of us. Another "must-do" is to visit Alaina before I go to work. Kind of like her going to school and I'm saying "see ya later". The day just isn't right for me without those 2 items.

So what are yours? And, for the sake of all the kiddies out there, let's keep it clean-ish....
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
13,790
1,115
Jimtown, CO
Hey All--

So what are yours? And, for the sake of all the kiddies out there, let's keep it clean-ish....
Well first I *** *** ***********.
Then I ***** * **** *** ** ******.
After that I roll out of bed & then **** **** *** ****** ******** for about 20 minutes.
And if I have time I **** ********* ***** * ****** ****** **** until I have to leave for work.
:brows:
 
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eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
14,553
3,729
directly above the center of the earth
Start the coffee water,put the dogs out back,turn on the computer,Empty the bladder. Then I grind the beans and make a strong cup o mud and feed the dogs. Surf the net, drink a protein shake put on my uniform and head off to work 5 days a week. Boring aint I?
 

Stray_cat

Monkey
Nov 13, 2007
460
0
Providence
Coffee. Sometimes I make it fresh, sometimes I warm it up. This is usually done in old flannel. I eat breakfast, sometimes eggs sometimes the cheapest oatmeal I could find in the store. It's not that these things make me happy, but if don't get them I will be un-happy. Then I go to work, probably still in old flannel.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
14,498
2,300
I have no idea where I am
I wake up and put my feet on the floor. If I can walk, then no matter what happens for the rest of the day, it's all good.

I will never take my mobility for granted ever again.
 

I Are Baboon

Run, Forrest, Run!
Aug 6, 2001
29,233
1,696
MTB New England
When my alarm goes off, I am on autopilot. It takes me 40 minutes to get up, take care of the dog, make breakfast and coffee, pack my lunch, take a shower and get dressed.

Up at 5:15, out the door at 5:55.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,165
0
california
I generally have more morning sex than bedtime sex.

Most of my days, therefore, start on the right foot.

1) Sex
2) Bagel
3) Bus
4) Coffee/tea
5) Skewl or other such hooligannery
 
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CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
11,569
422
Groton, MA
1) Wake up, usually 40-50mins later than when I had wanted to wake up
2) Take shower/brush teeth
3) Throw on some clothes
4) Go outside and start car (if it's cold)
5) Finish getting dressed
6) Fill my 24oz travel mug with coffee (set on timer from night before)
7) Leave


Man the adult life IS just as monotonous as everyone said it was:brow:
 

ire

Turbo Monkey
Aug 6, 2007
6,199
4
I get up waaaay earlier than I need to work...I like to sit, relax, and drink coffee in the morning. I get up at 5:00, make coffee, let the cats, take a leak and then I sit down with the laptop and coffee to read news and work on some homework. I leave my house at 8:00 and ride down to work...I'm typically at my desk at 8:20
 

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,680
47
Vernon, NJ
I am 18 have the same routine every day. Wake up, take a shower. Go into bedroom and get dressed. Go downstairs pour a 15 oz glass of extra pulp oj and put either toaster strudels or poptarts in toaster. Walk outside and start my car. Come inside eat breakfast, then brush my teeth. Put on my boots and go to school. Some days I mix it up by having a bowl of frosted mini wheats.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
13,790
1,115
Jimtown, CO
i Am 18 Have The Same Routine Every Day. Wake Up, Take A Shower. Go Into Bedroom And Get Dressed. Go Downstairs Pour A 15 Oz Glass Of Extra Pulp Oj And Put Either Toaster Strudels Or Poptarts In Toaster. Walk Outside And Start My Car. Come Inside Eat Breakfast, Then Brush My Teeth. Put On My Boots And Go To School. Some Days I Mix It Up By Having A Bowl Of Frosted Mini Wheats.
Pulp = Teh Fail
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
29,415
1,990
Portland, OR
I don't take a dump until I get to work.

Get up at 6:00, shower, shave, get coffee at Plaid Pantry, catch the 6:40 bus. Get to work at 7:45, nuke my JimmyDean breakfast sandwich and start my day with some newz.

<edit> I can hardly wait until I move next month. I will ride to work every morning and get here by 7:00.
 

boogenman

Turbo Monkey
Nov 3, 2004
3,422
119
BUFFALO
goddamn you people wake up ealry!:crazy: What time do you go to bed?

I flop out of bed at 8am only 4 days a week and it is painful!

I would get out of bed early(6:00am) for only 2 reasons-
1. If I made $250,000+
2. If I had a 4 day 40 hour week.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,192
0
¡Phoenix!
Every morning upon waking, I try to figure out where I am, see if I have my wallet and keys and if I'm within 10 miles of home, the day is usually a good one.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
13,790
1,115
Jimtown, CO
In bed by 10 up at either 6am or 7am, depending on whether I am doing my sun salutation.

In the summer though up by 5 for a trail run with the wife & the pooch.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
29,415
1,990
Portland, OR
Do you not eat oranges?

When I was a kid, I would wake up on Saturday morning, go into the back yard and pick about a dozen oranges off the tree. Then I would sit and watch cartoons while I squeezed some juice for breakfast.

Nothing beats oranges fresh off the tree and still cold from the morning air.
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
5,140
1,195
Up @ 5:30, pick up supplies/visit crews @ jobsites, back home @ 8, walk The Boy to school, dress the lil dude, eat breakfast, help wife get out the door with lil dude, shower, back to work.
 
Oct 30, 2006
142
1
Alarm goes off at 5:45 am, hit snooze once
Roll outta bed ~10min later
Scratch my balls while trying to hit the pot
Jump in the shower & brush my teeth in the shower (fart once or twice due to the cool echo it makes in shower)
Get out of shower and try to get some from the mrs. (hasn't worked yet)
Put on my clothes
Grab an apple & 2 granola bars
Drive to work. . .:banghead: for 10 hrs
 

OGRipper

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2004
9,720
157
NORCAL is the hizzle
I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin
Yes, Im workin all the time

It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess thats why they call me
They call me the workin man

They call me the workin man
I guess thats what I am

I get home at five oclock
And I take myself out a nice, cold beer
Always seem to be wondrin
Why theres nothin goin down here

It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess thats why they call me
They call me the workin man

They call me the workin man
I guess thats what I am
 

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
2,410
0
Bozeman, MT
Wake up around 9
Stick my nose in my pillow and take a deep breath
Slowly walk from my room to the bathroom
Shave
Brush teeth
Take shower first washing my hair then my body
Get dressed
Go to school or work pending on the day of the week