[batty_110]

I'm in the process of building a full XT and XTR bike for my gf (it's a present), and the other day she called. She basically told me that i'm not allowed to give her a bike . I've already spent a couple hundred on parts though. What the hell am I supposed to do!?!?

 

[Full Trucker]

You can just send them parts on over to me and we'll call it even for me not telling your GF you were gonna buy her a bike.

 

[cadmus]

Give her the bike and a card that says STFU.... I tell you letting them vote was the beginning of the end.

 

[SofaKingBanned]

Give it to your other g/f.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Put the parts all in one box, the defecate in the box and then fill the box the rest of the way with mayonnaise and vomit. Wrap it nicely and tell her her prize is at the bottom.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

tell her "i had already spent money in what i had thought would be a thoughtful gift for you... thus this is your new gift:".

and give her a walmart-brand single bar of soap (use it first and be sure to leave hair stuck in) wrapped in aluminum foil with a ribbon made out of toilet paper.
then tell her "its the will what matters".

 

[JohnE]

Find a new girlfriend...

 

[Downhiller]

Find a new girlfriend...

agree

 

[binary visions]

Dare I ask why she said this? Does she have no interest whatsoever in riding (which you should already have known)? Does she not want you spending money? Does she not have a place to ride?

 

[valve bouncer]

Give her the bike and a card that says STFU.... I tell you letting them vote was the beginning of the end.

:biggrin:

POTD

 

[geargrrl]

Dare I ask why she said this? Does she have no interest whatsoever in riding (which you should already have known)? Does she not want you spending money? Does she not have a place to ride?

yeah really - does she even WANT a bike? If she's not into it, and you think she should be, you've just built a very nice clothes rack for your garage.

 

[eaterofdog]

She sounds like a bitch.

 

[Certified Drunk]

dump her!

 

[Reactor]

Find a new girlfriend...

Genius!