[RhinofromWA]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Have a good weekend everyone.

 

[DHS]

woohooo!
i knew i was actually doing something at work.

 

[yojimborace]

Uhh, dude you have too much time on your hands. On another note, giving 100% is pushing through the pain as hard as you can. Or going as hard and fast as you can go.

 

[mack]

I think it means work harder, or thats what it generally implies when some one says it.

 

[Austin Bike]

if you give more than 100% you die, it's a mathematical fact, look it up.

 

[JRogers]

if you give more than 100% you die, it's a mathematical fact, look it up.

No, not if you play football. Then you can give up to 140%.

 

[Kntr]

That is great. I love it.

 

[HippieKai]

i'm sure i only give out about 70% or so...lets see.

s-l-a-c-k-e-r
19+12+1+3+11+5+18=69%

see i was close!

 

[dirtyamerican]

Uhh, dude you have too much time on your hands. QUOTE]

He didn't figure all that out. Rhino copied and pasted into the thread, probably took 20 seconds.

Fun stuff....

 

[JMAC]

Wow what a great thread....

 

[Toshi]

i feel like i'm in a "welcome to the internet 101" classroom of some sort

 

[HippieKai]

i feel like i'm in a "welcome to the internet 101" classroom of some sort

i think that comes with a smack on the head intead of a degree at the end.

 

[Skookum]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

hmm ok then we could use the same formula to discover what giving 100% gives you in return.

P-R-O-M-O-T-I-O-N= 135%
wow prospects are good now does that mean that comes with a raise?

R-A-I-S-E= 52%
hmmm prospects aren't so good....

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N= 85%
B-E-N-E-F-I-T-S= 80%
well that's better chances are you'll probably need em since it appears that percentage increases for being....

O-V-E-R-W-O-R-K-E-D= 136%
U-N-D-E-R-P-A-I-D= 92%

but don't worry chances are you'll get a repreive when your job get's
O-U-T-S-O-U-R-C-E-D= 141%

 

[seismic]

WOW, - you people must have a lot of time on your hands !

 

[Skookum]

WOW, - you people must have a lot of time on your hands !

i think that song is on this album...

 

[Rip]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Aggressiveness:

1+7+7+18+5+19+19+9+22+5+19+19=150%

 

[Dirt rider]

No, not if you play football. Then you can give up to 140%.

F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L

6+15+15+20+2+1+12+12= 83%

 

[Rip]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

26*23=598%

 

[Echo]

i think that song is on this album...

Dude I totally had that record, with the laser engraving on it. I wish I had kept that sucker.

 

[Skookum]

Dude I totally had that record, with the laser engraving on it. I wish I had kept that sucker.

neaky:

 

[JRogers]

F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L

6+15+15+20+2+1+12+12= 83%

Yeah....not exactly what I was talking about....

 

[Pau11y]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

26*23=598%

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