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To say you have a six pack??? I lived down here forever and never heard that. Why would you carry a girl like that???
Will I be able to find a Neon like yours???stoney98 said:Come to the coasts, where people are fit and healthy, you'll understand then.
I believe he was being facetious. I don't have or need "6pack abs". I am not a male model and I am able to attract females with my game and personality. Better fat-n-happy than fit-n-bitchy, IMHO.stoney98 said:It means you have 6pack abs you idiot. It's cause you're fat and from texas. Everyone there is pork rinding their way to the kegger (in this case more is not better). Come to the coasts, where people are fit and healthy, you'll understand then.
I was really talking about that 2 and 1 thing. Nothing about tummy muscles here.llkoolkeg said:I believe he was being facetious. I don't have or need "6pack abs". I am not a male model and I am able to attract females with my game and personality. Better fat-n-happy than fit-n-bitchy, IMHO.
steve, is that you?llkoolkeg said:I believe he was being facetious. I don't have or need "6pack abs". I am not a male model and I am able to attract females with my game and personality. Better fat-n-happy than fit-n-bitchy, IMHO.
I drive an Xterra here in middle "America". What makes you think we think fit is bad??? Is your hoodie a small???stoney98 said:You leave my subie out of this. You know damn well that my car costs less, will run longer, and handle better then 99.9% of the american cars on the road. Foreign is better, middle american needs to learn this, as well as fit is good.
It's your ability to seem very intelligent that will score you all the chicks there, Derek Zoolander. God I hope you have the looks.stoney98 said:It's easier to get the initial contact by looks, then win them personality. They're all just tools of the trade, as you know.
I've never had looks on my side, I'm afraid. As Chris Rock put it, I'm a get-to-know-type guy. Like a blind man who develops a keen sense of smell, my other faculties have had to appreciate to compensate.stoney98 said:It's easier to get the initial contact by looks, then win them personality. They're all just tools of the trade, as you know.
Hahaha...I've never heard of that movie. Perhaps I should rent it for nostalgia's sake.narlus said:steve, is that you?
rent it, it's a good flick. and it made me miss my few days i had in NM.llkoolkeg said:Hahaha...I've never heard of that movie. Perhaps I should rent it for nostalgia's sake.
hahah, yea, bucca di peppo! we were in florida for my dads bday. fat portions of really bad italian food. it's all about the atmosphere. but dammit, i'm just pointing out the 6-pack.loco said:Also note that "Holmes" is 40 years older than you. What's that place??? Buca(Bucca - I have no idea how to say or spell the joint) de beppo??? I just know they serve fat ass portions of Italian food.
Must...not...make...fun...arrrrghh, it's so hard sometimes.manziman said:ok, here is the difference with California and Colorado...me on the right, uncle from colorado on the left...notice the 6-pack...ooh yea
oh, and the spinner belt buckle...*bling*
see i herd that joke along time ago...just imagine it for a second everyone...how to you cary a six pack threw the plastic rings?loco said:Why would you carry a girl like that???
lol, eprops to mah jigga! fo shiz.llkoolkeg said:Must...not...make...fun...arrrrghh, it's so hard sometimes.
On a side note who's the hot chick to the left of your uncle's belly?manziman said:ok, here is the difference with California and Colorado...me on the right, uncle from colorado on the left...notice the 6-pack...ooh yea
oh, and the spinner belt buckle...*bling*
Uhm - I get the joke, and I heard it in HS along with every other lame sex joke from the 80s. Why would you want to carry a chick like that and take a chance on stretchin the goods out???HippieKai said:see i herd that joke along time ago...just imagine it for a second everyone...how to you cary a six pack threw the plastic rings?
:nuts:
er, the one above my head...above his head...or the one just in the corner?stosh said:On a side note who's the hot chick to the left of your uncle's belly?
Doooood! You don't really carry a chick like that- you HOLD her like that while doing all sorts of creative things with your tongue.loco said:Uhm - I get the joke, and I heard it in HS along with every other lame sex joke from the 80s. Why would you want to carry a chick like that and take a chance on stretchin the goods out???
Nice workllkoolkeg said:Doooood! You don't really carry a chick like that- you HOLD her like that while doing all sorts of creative things with your tongue.
And why worry about stretching anything out if you're packin'? It just saves you 10 extra minutes of foreplay when you're late for the ball game! :devil:
I will hold my breath now as the sword of Damacles twitches above this thread. Echo? Is that you?
i have thick fingersllkoolkeg said:And why worry about stretching anything out if you're packin'?
That oughtta do itllkoolkeg said:I will hold my breath now as the sword. . . twitches