CORNHOLE RACING IDAHO STYLE:
I built my wife a full suspension bike last week and have been excited all week to take her riding. Well today weather permitted a trip to one of my local practice spots and it has some good technical trails for her to get used to the bike.
I just put a boxxer team on my bike and was feeling a little froggy to see how it performs on bigger drops, so I have my wife stand off to the side of the drop to get a good look at me go flying down the basic 10' drop. (and to show her how cool and manly I am). Now i've done this drop so many times I lip and tweak the air on it, well being the boxxers first time I decide to build up how cautious and safety oriented I have to be with a new fork. Kinda fills the atmosphere with hype and makes her in awe.
Aw hell I'll cut to the chase!
I went off the drop, flying like normal. I bottomed the boxxer out causing the ass end to bottom and my ass to hit the tire, to make things worse when my rear hit the tire it sucked my sweats down to my knees and I was standing up. As I passed by my wife with my big white tire marked ass looking right at her, my pants were flapping around my top tube and knees.
(mind you this was a minion slowreezay 40 supertacky tire, I am surprised my nuts didn't end up down by the e-13.) these tires grip! trust me.
I built my wife a full suspension bike last week and have been excited all week to take her riding. Well today weather permitted a trip to one of my local practice spots and it has some good technical trails for her to get used to the bike.
I just put a boxxer team on my bike and was feeling a little froggy to see how it performs on bigger drops, so I have my wife stand off to the side of the drop to get a good look at me go flying down the basic 10' drop. (and to show her how cool and manly I am). Now i've done this drop so many times I lip and tweak the air on it, well being the boxxers first time I decide to build up how cautious and safety oriented I have to be with a new fork. Kinda fills the atmosphere with hype and makes her in awe.
Aw hell I'll cut to the chase!
I went off the drop, flying like normal. I bottomed the boxxer out causing the ass end to bottom and my ass to hit the tire, to make things worse when my rear hit the tire it sucked my sweats down to my knees and I was standing up. As I passed by my wife with my big white tire marked ass looking right at her, my pants were flapping around my top tube and knees.
(mind you this was a minion slowreezay 40 supertacky tire, I am surprised my nuts didn't end up down by the e-13.) these tires grip! trust me.
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