she needed 2 belts to hold back the flab!!!!
but you all know you would still do her if she offered
but you all know you would still do her if she offered
What happened,
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SNL has just the product for her, and they're called "Mom Jeans."
Coolhand Luke would be like "How'd you get the wardens dirt out of such a deep hole?" Exxon would hire me as a consultant for deep water oil recovery. Ron Jeremy......he'd just be like "Damn, son!" Ussein Bolt would marvel at the speed of my hip sprints. Brewmasters couldn't tap all the kegs in Germany as hard as I would hit that. Gilbert Grape would be like "THAT'S what's eating me, motherf*ckers!" :biggrin:No mention of chuck?
have you ever been charged for sexual harassment?
thanks for ruining another hilarious jokelthumbsdown:
i repped jerseydirt
all kinds of rep should be handed to you
i've always thought she suffered from a terminal case of manface, and now she's got a lard ass to complement it.
no thanks!
No...but he did try to chase down Estelle Getty's hearse...
i dont blame him. she was a fox
Ummm... no. I don't think so.
Hey....I guess they can't all be alt rock chicks with two-toned hair, pasty skin, the adorable-like-a-crystal-booger nose diamond, perpetually bitchy personality-but-yet-I-have-a-ton-of-Facebook-friends, who listen to bands that like to play ten minute diggery-doo solos while their bandmates rock out to the crazy-cool photog in the front row with a raging boner and a photo pass.i repped jerseydirt
i've always thought she suffered from a terminal case of manface, and now she's got a lard ass to complement it.
no thanks!
It's all good, narlus. What's beautiful about life is there's something in it for everyone.
That's what I'd be concerned with as far as that cow goes...<snip> there's something in it for everyone.
i usually don't photograph any hot chicks, but there are a few exceptions to the rule. note - none are card-carrying members of alt-nationHey....I guess they can't all be alt rock chicks with two-toned hair, pasty skin, the adorable-like-a-crystal-booger nose diamond, perpetually bitchy personality-but-yet-I-have-a-ton-of-Facebook-friends, who listen to bands that like to play ten minute diggery-doo solos while their bandmates rock out to the crazy-cool photog in the front row with a raging boner and a photo pass.
It's all good, narlus. What's beautiful about life is there's something in it for everyone.
vivian girls
latetia sadier of stereolab/monade
bilinda butcher of mbv (nothing sexier than a good looking sheila w/ a jaguar
)
gemma hayes
chan marshall/cat power
oh yeah...i also shot jessica's brother-in-law
lthumbsdown:If only I liked Cat Power...chan marshall/cat power
oh yeah...i also shot jessica's brother-in-law
your pictures are mighty purrtty
how did neil young sound?
how did neil young sound?
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neil always rocks, but the new songs pretty much uniformly sucked.
yeah i was kinda thinking that too.
killer work on yer page home slice
Silly girl, can't even hold her guitar the right side up.
Maybe some day I will go watch live bands again, just have a problem with the crowds.
note that the guitar is strung for a right-hander as well.
Gruff Rhys (Super Furry Animals) also plays in this manner, which seems crazy to me.
Gruff Rhys (Super Furry Animals) also plays in this manner, which seems crazy to me.
those funbags could support an entire ethiopian village.
and probably a somali pirate or two.
and probably a somali pirate or two.
baby wanna feed!
but seriously.....wtf happened to her??
but seriously.....wtf happened to her??
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WTF? No pics of Wata?
No no no no NO people..... the gunt is entirely different. That is where the belly hangs down soooo far as to obscure the possibility of that certain area seeing daylight again. She is still at the FUPA stage. As an example, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A (or possibly G):
Only for Carhartt
Jessica Simpson not only jumped the shark it looks like she stopped and ate it
Except a girl playing a Minarik Medusa (none that I know of actually do this)...(nothing sexier than a good looking sheila w/ a jaguar
On her way to a bad plastic surgeon. Nice trout pout she has going on there.
I was more hoping for Nick Lachey peering into a crystal ball or something...
very well done sir.
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-
So her sister is speaking out about her sister balloon.
Care there Ashlee, you wouldn't want the media to look at your level of "talent" now do you?
So her sister is speaking out about her sister balloon.
Care there Ashlee, you wouldn't want the media to look at your level of "talent" now do you?
Doesn't it seem ironic that these celebrity babes won't complain about GOOD publicity as a result of their physical appearance? Poor hot chicks.
Nice I was thinking like this,
funniest comment i've seen re: jessica
I think I like her thick.