Quantcast

What if your doctor looks like a porn star?

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,411
0
SF
I went in for a optometry exam, and after a clerk gave me some preliminary tests, I meet my eye doctor. She is a very attractive woman, and very competent. But after she dilates my eyes and leaves me for a few minutes, I realize she looks just like Juli Ashton.

There is not much else to this story, except she is a great doctor and she looks just like a porn star.
 

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
3,430
0
Charlotte, NC
1) Useless without pics
2) did you bring it to her attention?

Some of those girls are actually putting themselves through college ya know
 

Angus

Jack Ass Pen Goo Win
Oct 15, 2004
1,478
0
South Bend
start growing a moustache so you have a "proper porn stache" and for your next apt. make sure you have some cheesy funky bass music playing, this is like catnip to pornstarlets
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,411
0
SF
I was thinking about going back there, and getting a holiday shot.

She is a doctor of Optometry, and very competent. Not that I care when you look like Juli Ashton.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
Did she look like a porn star before or after she messed with your eyes?

If she really is hot then there is only one thing to do... ask her out! (Provided you're single, of course)
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,821
0
Sleepy Hollar
I think it's probably ok if your doctor looks like a pornstar just as long as you aren't seeing a proctologist. Then I might worry.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
21,695
498
NC
Mtb_Rob_FL said:
Where is the new Stoney that provides pictures?
:rolleyes:
Apparently, he's too cool to care enough to even glance at his spelling, let alone actually upload pictures -- wait, uploading pictures might enhance the perceived "cool" status, so maybe there's hope. :rolleyes:
 

BikeGeek

BrewMonkey
Jul 2, 2001
4,424
72
Hershey, PA
The doctor that was attending to my wife while she was in labor was extremely hot. The doctor kept "checking things out" with her fingers, feeling for the progress the baby was making in it's efforts to be born. At one point after the doctor left I told my wife that "under different circumstances, this would be totally hot....but the gloves just weren't doing it for me." She casually told me that once she could feel her legs again, I was a dead man. Thank heavens for the meds, 'cause she doesn't remember. :D
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,889
0
Shut up and Ride
BikeGeek said:
The doctor that was attending to my wife while she was in labor was extremely hot. The doctor kept "checking things out" with her fingers, feeling for the progress the baby was making in it's efforts to be born. At one point after the doctor left I told my wife that "under different circumstances, this would be totally hot....but the gloves just weren't doing it for me." She casually told me that once she could feel her legs again, I was a dead man. Thank heavens for the meds, 'cause she doesn't remember. :D

ahhhhhhhhhhahaha

thats a f'ing great story
 

lovebunny

can i lick your balls?
Dec 14, 2003
7,238
35
San Diego, California, United States
BikeGeek said:
The doctor that was attending to my wife while she was in labor was extremely hot. The doctor kept "checking things out" with her fingers, feeling for the progress the baby was making in it's efforts to be born. At one point after the doctor left I told my wife that "under different circumstances, this would be totally hot....but the gloves just weren't doing it for me." She casually told me that once she could feel her legs again, I was a dead man. Thank heavens for the meds, 'cause she doesn't remember. :D
that reminds me of a story about me being born. my mom was allready pissed at my dad cause him and the Dr were talking about nascar when she was in labor. but when i came out, i had the umbilical wrapped around my neck. so my dad told the doc. "cant you just grab one end of it and yank it like a pullstart and have your lil nurse over there catch him?"