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What if your doctor looks like a porn star?

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  1. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    I went in for a optometry exam, and after a clerk gave me some preliminary tests, I meet my eye doctor. She is a very attractive woman, and very competent. But after she dilates my eyes and leaves me for a few minutes, I realize she looks just like Juli Ashton.

    There is not much else to this story, except she is a great doctor and she looks just like a porn star.
     

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  2. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    1) Useless without pics
    2) did you bring it to her attention?

    Some of those girls are actually putting themselves through college ya know
     
  3. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I'm afraid to do a google image search for Juli Ashton.

    Maybe when I get home. :sneaky:
     
  4. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    start growing a moustache so you have a "proper porn stache" and for your next apt. make sure you have some cheesy funky bass music playing, this is like catnip to pornstarlets
     
  5. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    I was thinking about going back there, and getting a holiday shot.

    She is a doctor of Optometry, and very competent. Not that I care when you look like Juli Ashton.
     
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Did she look like a porn star before or after she messed with your eyes?

    If she really is hot then there is only one thing to do... ask her out! (Provided you're single, of course)
     
  7. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    UC Berkeley. Married and 4 month preggers, though.
     
  8. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    I think it's probably ok if your doctor looks like a pornstar just as long as you aren't seeing a proctologist. Then I might worry.
     
  9. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    She's probably not a porn star. She'd be too concerned with getting.. uh.. stuff in her eyes.
     
  10. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    Where is the new Stoney that provides pictures?
    :rolleyes:
     
  11. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Apparently, he's too cool to care enough to even glance at his spelling, let alone actually upload pictures -- wait, uploading pictures might enhance the perceived "cool" status, so maybe there's hope. :rolleyes:
     
  12. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  13. BikeGeek

    BikeGeek BrewMonkey

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    The doctor that was attending to my wife while she was in labor was extremely hot. The doctor kept "checking things out" with her fingers, feeling for the progress the baby was making in it's efforts to be born. At one point after the doctor left I told my wife that "under different circumstances, this would be totally hot....but the gloves just weren't doing it for me." She casually told me that once she could feel her legs again, I was a dead man. Thank heavens for the meds, 'cause she doesn't remember. :D
     
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    useless without nekkid pics :mumble:
     
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    here:

     
  16. SK6

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    Can I set an appointment?? :D
     
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    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    ahhhhhhhhhhahaha

    thats a f'ing great story
     
  18. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    so what happens if she ever reads this thread...
    and yes that was a great f'ing story!
     
  19. Geoff G.

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    That's nothing! my spanish teacher looks exactly like Ron Jeremy
     
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    yeah.. it is a great f'ing story!
     
  21. skinny mike

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    could you imagine if she was your regular doctor? 'cough please.' splat! :eek:
     
  22. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    For your sake, I hope your Spanish teacher isn't a women.
     
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    chicodude The Spooninator

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    Well aren't you special?

    We should get you a gift...
     
  25. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    that reminds me of a story about me being born. my mom was allready pissed at my dad cause him and the Dr were talking about nascar when she was in labor. but when i came out, i had the umbilical wrapped around my neck. so my dad told the doc. "cant you just grab one end of it and yank it like a pullstart and have your lil nurse over there catch him?"
     
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    Thats so funny!
     
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    sneak in a camera in your color or something
     
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    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    What- in you color?
     
  29. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I wish she was my doctor...