Man, I have ranted about this chick on here before, but she continues to piss me off. Its the Boss' seceratary. Normally she gets on my nerves by trying to boss everyone around and acting like the knows everything about the business and never makes a mistake. Note, she has been here maybe 7 months and always fuks up everything while talking down to people that have been here for 10 years. She also has this irritating super loud cackle that she will break out at every possible moment. She gets everyone into trouble by being so much of a kissass that she doesnt ever ask questions to her boss, she just says "YES SIR" and then goes an tried to figure out WTF he was asking her, while usually wasting people's time and making other people ask him the questions she should have asked him in the first place.
Okay, now on to today. Some chick that I have never met had a sister that died and a pool was going around for everyone to put up money to buy her something, well I wasnt able to chip in yesterday because I had to spend all my cash parking at the district courthouse (a whole other story). Anyway, so today she comes parading down the hall with this huge arrangement of flowers saying thanks everyone for your donation, she made a godamn point to pause at my office door and actually make eye contact with me while she said "thanks everyone [pauses at door and looks me in the eye] FOR THOS OF YOU THAT CHIPPED IN"... WTF?!?! This chick has a twig permanently jammed up her anus. Never in my life has a coworker continually pissed me off to the point where I'd take pleasure in seeing them get canned!
Okay, now on to today. Some chick that I have never met had a sister that died and a pool was going around for everyone to put up money to buy her something, well I wasnt able to chip in yesterday because I had to spend all my cash parking at the district courthouse (a whole other story). Anyway, so today she comes parading down the hall with this huge arrangement of flowers saying thanks everyone for your donation, she made a godamn point to pause at my office door and actually make eye contact with me while she said "thanks everyone [pauses at door and looks me in the eye] FOR THOS OF YOU THAT CHIPPED IN"... WTF?!?! This chick has a twig permanently jammed up her anus. Never in my life has a coworker continually pissed me off to the point where I'd take pleasure in seeing them get canned!
You wanna bang her, dontcha? 
