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Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
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May 23, 2002
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WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE?! Can you please chew with your mouths closed? My roomates made quesadillas and there's like six people in the next room freakin smackin lips and slurping up sour cream. It may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. Can you please do the world a favor and chew QUIETLY or starve yourself so no one has to listen anymore? Maybe eat your food with a straw?


Christ!

/Rant=off
 
biggins

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaahhahaahahahahahahahhaaha. get them back the next time you bring a girl home make sure she is a screamer and then give her one she'll brag to her friends about.
 
SpeedyObnox

SpeedyObnox

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Aug 7, 2004
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Is anyone supposed to admit they smack and slurp and say they will stop in this public forum? Did you sign your name as Christ? WTF
 
Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
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It's like a rhetorical question...they don't need to admit it to me, just to themselves....

and no, i didn't sign my name as christ, I'm just taking the lords name in vain to express my frustration...i couldn't even be in the same room.
 
Dirty

Dirty

i said change it damn it....Janet...Slut!!
Aug 3, 2003
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hey if im high or really hungry, i wont give a **** if im smacking my lips and making the worst noises ever...i need that food in me fast....
another situation that requires noisy eating is hot food...the quessadillas mighta been really hot...like the cheese, it can burn ya...so you gotta get that extra airflow...
 
TheInedibleHulk

TheInedibleHulk

Turbo Monkey
May 26, 2004
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Why don't you complain about it some more? You want chewing probelms, my roomate last year chewed tobacco and left cups of spit all over the room, so stop whining you little pansy.
 
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JRB

Guest
Pressley's hoodie threads seem less uncool now, more than ever.
 
SpeedyObnox

SpeedyObnox

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Aug 7, 2004
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Sandwich said:
why are you so pissed off? do you not have any MANNERS either?
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hahaha, man i am never pissed off, i am just fvcking with you.
hey dh girlie! thanks, i appreciate it. will you marry me? girls on bikes is so hot
 
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JRB

Guest
SpeedyObnox said:
hahaha, man i am never pissed off, i am just fvcking with you.
hey dh girlie! thanks, i appreciate it. will you marry me? girls on bikes is so hot
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No - thank you :thumb:
 
greenreese

greenreese

Monkey
Nov 11, 2003
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That really bugs me too. It is pretty gross listening to someone eat.
I guess it is like fingernails on a chalkboard, it doesn't bother some people, but it is the most annoying thing in the world to others.

-dAn
 
J

JRB

Guest
dh girlie said:
It is annoying...I get phone calls all day where people are chewing in the phone...it's so rude...then I get the people that have a phlegmy throat clearing right when I pick up or they are hacking...so gross...It's like thanks...thanks a lot I'll pass on lunch today!
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I went to a trail planning meeting the other evening and some old man kept hoarking and burping right behind me. It was really sickening.
 
SpeedyObnox

SpeedyObnox

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Aug 7, 2004
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loco-gringo said:
No - thank you :thumb:
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im pretty bad at reading into things, but u guys seemed kinda close. why the hell do i always pick the older taken ones... LAURA? will YOU marry me? :love: :love:
 
SpeedyObnox

SpeedyObnox

Monkey
Aug 7, 2004
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dh girlie said:
So you are reniging on the proposal???

you better check with Lauras husband TN first before you ask for her hand...
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i guess im regraingning both of them... :( why do i always pick the taken ones?!
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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I would rather listen to people chew than the audio assault I suffer whenever entering the bathroom here at work.
 
SpeedyObnox

SpeedyObnox

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Aug 7, 2004
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HAHAHA, i got one of those saturday at the shop. my boss warned us before he hopped into the b'room. i didnt believe him. STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR MAN! i was forced to find something to do on the other side of the store...
 
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Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
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Beaver-town, OR
slurping is nuthin'! what about when peeps have to breathe all heavy when they're eating...sounds like a snorting rhino...ugh

i've got a friend who has got a mega-eating disorder. she cannot handle listening to people eat, seriously will freak out because of the little sounds people make. and just normal sounds, like when you eat chips. when we go to movies, we have to sit as far away from peeps as possible, she even hates the sounds of bags being crumpled. i visited her one time and we had to eat our macaroni and cheese in separate rooms. long time ago, we were hanging out with my sister and her friends and it got out how much the sounds of people eating bothered her and so these guys took out some chips and starting noshing on them, just as a joke and she burst into tears and ran outside!
 
J

JRB

Guest
Megan Black said:
slurping is nuthin'! what about when peeps have to breathe all heavy when they're eating...sounds like a snorting rhino...ugh

i've got a friend who has got a mega-eating disorder. she cannot handle listening to people eat, seriously will freak out because of the little sounds people make. and just normal sounds, like when you eat chips. when we go to movies, we have to sit as far away from peeps as possible, she even hates the sounds of bags being crumpled. i visited her one time and we had to eat our macaroni and cheese in separate rooms. long time ago, we were hanging out with my sister and her friends and it got out how much the sounds of people eating bothered her and so these guys took out some chips and starting noshing on them, just as a joke and she burst into tears and ran outside!
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She sounds about as stable as Pressley. :rolleyes:
 
laura

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
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Glitter Gulch
i had a friend who was afraid of tomatos. give me a ****ing break. if she got one a sandwhich she would throw a fit until someone would take it off for her, as she would not touch them. i, as you probably would have guessed, never accomidated her ridiculous phobia and evetually we stopped hanging out. seriously, issues like these are either made up or, need to be treated imediately with some electro-shock therapy.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

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Feb 11, 2002
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laura said:
i had a friend who was afraid of tomatos. give me a ****ing break. if she got one a sandwhich she would throw a fit until someone would take it off for her, as she would not touch them. i, as you probably would have guessed, never accomidated her ridiculous phobia and evetually we stopped hanging out. seriously, issues like these are either made up or, need to be treated imediately with some electro-shock therapy.
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Tomatoes???? Maybe she saw Attack of the Killer Tomatoes one too many times...
 
McT

McT

Monkey
Sep 2, 2004
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laura said:
i had a friend who was afraid of tomatos. give me a ****ing break. if she got one a sandwhich she would throw a fit until someone would take it off for her, as she would not touch them. i, as you probably would have guessed, never accomidated her ridiculous phobia and evetually we stopped hanging out. seriously, issues like these are either made up or, need to be treated imediately with some electro-shock therapy.
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Im not scared of tomatoes, i just hate the way they taste. so when Pimples gets my order wrong, i take the tomato off the burger, stick it on the restaurant window, and watch it leave a goopey trail as it slowly slides down the window.
 
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JRB

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laura said:
i had a friend who was afraid of tomatos. give me a ****ing break. if she got one a sandwhich she would throw a fit until someone would take it off for her, as she would not touch them. i, as you probably would have guessed, never accomidated her ridiculous phobia and evetually we stopped hanging out. seriously, issues like these are either made up or, need to be treated imediately with some electro-shock therapy.
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Or a beat down with a tire bar.
 
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Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
laura said:
i had a friend who was afraid of tomatos. give me a ****ing break. if she got one a sandwhich she would throw a fit until someone would take it off for her, as she would not touch them. i, as you probably would have guessed, never accomidated her ridiculous phobia and evetually we stopped hanging out. seriously, issues like these are either made up or, need to be treated imediately with some electro-shock therapy.
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ahahah!! (electro-shock therapy) OMG, what is with people being obsessed with food control? i know so many people that have a cow if something is not right. went to a sandwich place with a co-worker once and he asked to have the vinegar not poured directly on the bread. so, being an underpaid employee, they didn't listen and put it on the bread anyway..homeboy threw up his hands and goes, "i can't eat that!" and storms out of the place. i was so embarrassed :rolleyes:
 
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