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HAHAHA! Pimples! funny...
I'm not afraid of tomatoes either, but I also hate the way they taste...and I hate when they put em on my food, cuz they leave that tomato flavored liquid and a seed or two on it....
What is with people chewing?
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HAHAHA! Pimples! funny...
I'm not afraid of tomatoes either, but I also hate the way they taste...and I hate when they put em on my food, cuz they leave that tomato flavored liquid and a seed or two on it....
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Megan - this is reason enough to not go to lunch with a raving metrosexual.
(pimples<----ROLF!!!) did you ever see Jackass the movie, isn't it in there where the guy has this unnatural fear of mustard? so they put some on him and he geeks out and starts bashing the guys car in....McT said:
ummm...PSYCHO!
you have no idea. he was my friend and we'd hang out and he's kinda into sports and fitness so i was planning this big hiking trip. so at the last minute he flakes cuz he's like, "but uh! what if we get in the woods and i get tired and don't want to hike anymore!"loco-gringo said:
those words LITERALLY came out of his mouth.
hmm...i've had some neat friends...
I went off on my brother at a family reunion when he had a hissy fit about cucumbers in his salad. I yelled at him and told him he was a whiney homo and needed to put things in perspective. it wasn't my best moment but it is funny looking back.laura said:
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Megan Black said:
I can see my brother and my brother in law, both, doing this. My bro, well, he is not openly ghey, but has a room mate. My brother in law, well, he has a girlfriend, but it is clearly a front. (not that there is anything wrong with it, as long as you are not going hiking)
megan black, you sure have had some weird friends... do you want a normal one? like the kind that you marry? :love: :love: :love:
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SpeedyObnox said:
Patience, you are kind of weird like the guy waiting in the parking lot at the titty bar at 3 am bro.
haw haw haw... i dont know what i would do at a place like that. i would be so uncomfortable getting served by someone with their shirt off. plus i dont smoke, so i dont know what i would be doing in the parking lot at 3 am. loco, if ur not married, u should be careful, cuz ur little girlie just might be fallin in love with me... 
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now we are on the same page.
meh...why not. go ahead and FedEx the *at least* 2-karat ring. not sure where you live, but if it's on the other side of the country, might be easier if you just stay there and set me up with a nice house, maybe in the bay area in cali. over here.SpeedyObnox said:
i'm gonna need you to hire a pool boy for me too...
hahaha damnit. you guys can lay off the tire bars. ill be just fine without it. actually i have dreams of being a pool boy myself. i figure at 19 ive got some time to get my resume (body) up for some hot mama out in california on the beach. sadly, im in atlanta 
This thread is cracking me the **** up! Obnox you horny bastard, no biker babes ever come into your shop? This one hot girl came into mine one day and bought a new Giant from me. I thought I was in love but she was already married and a few years older. No girls ever come into a welding shop. Oh well. :eviltongu
naw man we get them. theyre all 36! its as good as it gets! BUT THEYRE 36! how am i supposed to pull that off? i mean i get advice from other friends, but i just dunno how to do it. i got this super hot newbie marathoner one day. she had to be 29, no older. BUT SHE HAD A FRICKIN 10 YEAR OLD! im a runner too, so i totally could have hooked it up. her husband was paying her to run tho, he had to be. anyone have any (real) advice?
Um.. ya.
Try a few Benjamin Franklins... chicks just LOVE those....
Wave a few of those around and you are sure to score.
Try a few Benjamin Franklins... chicks just LOVE those....
Wave a few of those around and you are sure to score.
crap. i guess that makes sense. crap. im a stingy mofo. i guess ill just have to deal with 18 year olds for now... crap!
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Here is my knowledge to pass along. Older women are not hookers. Money won't help unless it it a hooker. Hitting on chicks on RM is funny, but won't get you laid. I am not huge with the ladies, but I can tell you with certainty that the two things above will help you. I hear there is an available doctor around here.
edit - obnox - the mud hunnies will beat you down for going in there and hitting on them.
edit - obnox - the mud hunnies will beat you down for going in there and hitting on them.
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i can guarantee thats not the only reason that your dating pool is limited to high school seniors.
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laura said:
Nice - started out bitchy first thing. Good job
Okay....I am going to bring this thread back to the chewing issue. I dated a guy that would CHEW ICE CREAM. Who chews ice cream. Not only that his teeth clacked together every time he chewed. Talk about annoying. That was one issue, and his teenager daughters that he did not parent were the other, they did not want to share Dad.
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EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. i knew someone who did that but with their mouth open. their teeth clacked and i could see the slobber strings formed by the ice cream in their mouth. loud chewing doesnt gross me out but just the thought of slobber strings turns my stomach.
Amen Brother! My inlaws chew open-mouthed enough (lips slightly parted) to make it annoying as hell! And my father in law sucks the food off of his spoon or fork rather than just putting it in his mouth. It drives me NUGGIN FUTS! Last time he visited, he asked my wife why I always turn the stereo up to shouting-level at dinner time. Hah! Get a clue!
I made my wife promise she'd talk to them before their next visit, but I'm not counting on it. I have no idea how she wound up a polite food chewer.
Chewing quietly, with your mouth closed, is not some sort of elitiest fine etiquite- it is basic manners...things people should've mastered by age five.
I made my wife promise she'd talk to them before their next visit, but I'm not counting on it. I have no idea how she wound up a polite food chewer.
Chewing quietly, with your mouth closed, is not some sort of elitiest fine etiquite- it is basic manners...things people should've mastered by age five.
I'm afraid of pickles.
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Hawkeye said:
In a "Hey Peter, watch out for the bunghole" kind of a way, right??? Not Claussen. That would be lame.
Both.
They just give me the creeps. Kinda like the Arafat is gay kinda creeps.
They just give me the creeps. Kinda like the Arafat is gay kinda creeps.
mud hunnies are lame... ill have none of it. if u are on here, i know u ride bikes, you dont have to have ur own forum... maybe we should have a meat locker? i think not. megan black is all i really want. laura- college freshmen, and one hs senior, not just hs seniors. why would it be limited to hs seniors anyways?loco-gringo said:
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SpeedyObnox said:
are u confused loco?
well, mr. 19-year-old, if you look anything like eric in your avatar, i'll hire you as my pool boySpeedyObnox said:hahaha damnit. you guys can lay off the tire bars. ill be just fine without it. actually i have dreams of being a pool boy myself. i figure at 19 ive got some time to get my resume (body) up for some hot mama out in california on the beach. sadly, im in atlanta
problem is i don't have any money to pay you...or a pool for that matter.....
haha, i can bring a blow up pool. i dont need money, just some good ole fashioned lovin'! lol, im buyin my plane ticket TONIGHT!
Just remember when buying your plane ticket, that even though her profile says she lives in Seattle, she really lives in Toronto.SpeedyObnox said:
hahaha, i used a triangulator to track where her brain waves were coming from. i have already purchased my ticket... straight to lala land!!
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SpeedyObnox said:
Save your money bro. You are already in lala land.
megan...? megan? helloooooo? uh oh
i guess my triangulator needs to be recalibrated...