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What is your Porn Star Name?!?

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Here are some combo's from various places I've lived:

Zeke Trojan
Zeke Vallejo
Zeke Via Jose (so wrong)
Billy Hollis
Billy Clinton (oh yeah!!)
Carnal McClure
Noche San Pablo
 

RimJobbed

Monkey
Apr 11, 2006
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Not that it makes any difference, but I thought your porn name was a compilation of your mother's maiden name and your pets name.
I think you get some better results from putting it together this way.
Furry Ruby. Oh yeah.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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4,912
Nowhere Man!
wouldn't yours be jd cambridge? :busted:
Weirdly it is exactly what jdcamb is short for. Actually it is jdcamb02134 which the US postal service would stamp on our mail to an apartment I had on Cambridge street in Allston Ma. That and 02134 would be a large straight in Yahtzee except that there is no zed in dice...
 

Straya

Monkey
Jul 11, 2008
866
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Straya
I first lived on a road called Thunderbolt's Way (named after an Australian bushranger) and my first pet was called Billy.

Which makes my porn name Billy Thunderbolt which I think is a pretty damn good one.