[stinkyboy]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/

Even if this was posted before, I couldn't freaking care freakin less, as this freaking forum needs some help, and alcohol might be just the thang.

 

[robdamanii]

Philisophical drunk.

 

[Zark]

"I'm soooo drunk" drunk

 

[dh girlie]

Philisophical drunk.

 

[DRB]

I'm a Chunder Monkey.

 

[Cooter Brown]

I'm this one

 

[douglas]

that test sucks

 

[ncrider]

"I'm Not Drunk" drunk

 

[stinkyboy]

that test sucks

Because it told you that you are a lightweight and a crying drunk?

 

[firetoole]

Because it told you that you are a lightweight and a crying drunk?

yea your not a real alcohalic like the cool kids

 

[douglas]

Because it told you were a lightweight and a crying drunk?

nope, it sucks becuase the questions & answers choices suck



I wish I was a lightweight (less money on booze to get a buzz would be cool)........and I am 99.9% sure I have never cried while drunk

 

[dh girlie]

I wanna know where the questions for the 'loud drunk' and the 'obnoxious drunk' are...

 

[Heidi]

hehehe - that sounds like penis.

 

[dexterq20]

You are a Chunder Monkey!

"I can handle it, honest. No, I've had this much to drink before and been fine, dandy. Hang on ... No, I'm all right. Don't worry about it. I don't throw up when I'm drunk." Cue technicolor yawn, chunky pastel efluvia being expelled in rhythmic croaks and gushes.

Vomit your way across the Web with the following chunky emblem:

 

[pnj]

mine said philisofical or however you spell it.

but rreally, i'm the guy that stays home on friday nights and drinks alone.

and who the hell uses the toilet to puke in when you can use the extra pillow on your bed?

 

[douglas]

Here's a good question:

So its 3:00am, you haven't picked up anyone yet, you already had 5 shots & 8 beers, and you only have $10 left, do you:

1)use the $10 for a cab
2)go hit on the only other person not hooked up, and yes they are fugly
3)pass out in the corner
4)scream "Let's get the party started!" for the 50th time tonight
5)use The $10 for another shot of jager and a beer
6)Go get a slice of pizza, walk home crying and lonely

 

[dexterq20]

Pass out in the corner. But make sure to take your shoes off.

 

[stinkyboy]

#5 then #2

 

[McGRP01]

I'm this one

Ditto.

 

[firetoole]

7) Buy another shot and then walk home ending up passed out in your neighbors dog house covered in yogert and spooning a yellow lab

 

[McGRP01]

Here's a good question:

So its 3:00am, you haven't picked up anyone yet, you already had 5 shots & 8 beers, and you only have $10 left, do you:

1)use the $10 for a cab
2)go hit on the only other person not hooked up, and yes they are fugly
3)pass out in the corner
4)scream "Let's get the party started!" for the 50th time tonight
5)use The $10 for another shot of jager and a beer
6)Go get a slice of pizza, walk home crying and lonely

What did you do?

 

[ncrider]

4 > 5 > 2 > 3 in that order.

 

[bluebug32]

Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so ****ing ****. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing ****. Everything I do is ****, or it turns to ****, or I turn it to ****."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."


Anyone want to come drinking with me? I'll tell you I love you

 

[douglas]

What did you do?

normally 5 then then 6 (minus the crying)

 

[JRB]

I didn't look at the site, but I always pee myself.

 

[McGRP01]

Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so ****ing ****. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing ****. Everything I do is ****, or it turns to ****, or I turn it to ****."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."


Anyone want to come drinking with me? I'll tell you I love you

::Looks around for Robdamanii:: Sure! neaky:

 

[binary visions]

Apparently I'm an angry drunk.

 

[TreeSaw]

Philisophical drunk.

 

[Konabumm]

Angry Drunk

 

[reflux]

I'm Tucker Maxx drunk.

 

[robdamanii]

::Looks around for Robdamanii:: Sure! neaky:

Hell, I might tell you I love you too if I'm toast. You never know...

 

[DRB]

They need a burly shirley drunk.

 

[McGRP01]

Hell, I might tell you I love you too if I'm toast. You never know...

Are you hitting on me?

 

[BrokenChain]

- "I thought if we started drinking at 7 we'd be in a good mood by the time we got to the party."

- "We've stopped drinking?"

 

[yonton228]

angry drunk, i could have figured that one out myself

 

[bluebug32]

::Looks around for Robdamanii:: Sure! neaky:

::Looks around for Robdamanii::

Giggidy, giggidy, gig-a-day!

 

[Changleen]

I am a happy, but slightly overbearing and letcherous drunk.

 

[RaID]

Philisophical drunk.

probably right if you ask my mates

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

Angry drunk!

 

[ridetoofast]

happy/silly drunk, especially if i've been talking to Jose....

mmmmm ta-kill-yaaaaaa