I saw a redneck pickup with a confederate flag license plate on the front today....here...in Canada. Last I checked, the confederacy have very little to do with this part of the world.
What makes you judge people instantly?
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I wear sandals year round because my feet get hot. If I go outside I'll change into shoes, but in the office I wear sandals.
Do you have surfer toes from wearing sandals all the time?
Over-trendy folks. Hipsters are the ones that seem to be the most prolific around here. They are all too cool for school. Except my barber, he's pretty funny, and totally taking advantage of the suckers buying into the new trend.
I've since found a reasonable barber....
I've since found a reasonable barber....
What are surfer toes?
My toes could be the topic of a whole new thread! They are quite long, and nimble. I can kill people with my toes.
The toes spread out and don't touch each other when you take your shoes off. It's what feet are supposed to look like, if you don't wear shoes all the time.
edit: Gawd, I sound like this guy...
Letmetouchyourfeet!
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kinda like hobbit feet minus the hair?The toes spread out and don't touch each other when you take your shoes off. It's what feet are supposed to look like, if you don't wear shoes all the time.
edit: Gawd, I sound like this guy...
Letmetouchyourfeet!
True, it is harder. That's why my plugs aren't super huge and why all my tattoos can be covered. I think the area plays a big role too. I am in the SF bay, people tend to judge less
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I'm a fat guy who has most of his body inked, and I still make over six figures a year.
I personally hate everyone. I don't really care who you are, chances are you annoy me somehow.
Though lately I have had more than my fair share of hate (which is a lot) for:
- Subaru drivers
- Old people
- Faux tough guys who beat animals but won't fight me
- People with children
- Republicans
- Democrats
- Sheriff Joe Arpaio
- The Human Rights Campaign
That's just this week's list.
I personally hate everyone. I don't really care who you are, chances are you annoy me somehow.
Though lately I have had more than my fair share of hate (which is a lot) for:
- Subaru drivers
- Old people
- Faux tough guys who beat animals but won't fight me
- People with children
- Republicans
- Democrats
- Sheriff Joe Arpaio
- The Human Rights Campaign
That's just this week's list.
If your still wearing UGG's. If you are I don't want to talk to you.
And Crocs.
I want to put a bullet into anyone I see wearing Crocs.
Other then being lazy/bad parents, what would those legitmate reasons be? My brothers children never act up in public. NEVER. I attribute that to being a good parent. I appreciate that too. Lazy folks are always making excuses, even for others sad to say.....
You had me at "I hate everyone," then you went and added that. I think you're my soul mate.
I don't give a **** if they are kids. I should be able to peacefully enjoy my day without some little rug rat running around like he's done a 50/50 of speed and sugar before he gets on the plane.
And honestly, parents tune that out. I think is a built in reaction after you have a kid to keep from choking the ever living piss out of your child. However, I don't have that same chemical imbalance. Mine tends to range more towards the "If your kid runs by me screaming more than once, I will trip and/or clothesline the little bastard."
Then you get into the next set of kids who are spoiled, entitled little **** factories. I will kick those kids right in the head.
One of my friends has a daughter like that. She was getting all sassy with me until I slapped her ass up side the back of her empty skull. Not a love tap, but a straight up "If you act like this as an adult, this is how your man will slap you" sort of slap. Instant capitulation and apology.
When I was a kid, if we were being a ****, or causing a scene, my father had a great use for his wedding ring. I would straighten right the hell up if I saw him moving it around to get a good whack.
Kids, and a lot of adults, have no fear of getting hit because of ****ty parents and a society of pussies. Those are usually the biggest douche nozzles when they grow up. Typically they respond poorly to a good whoopin at my age, calling the cops for situations they caused.
I'm just sayin good people start from good, structured homes.
If you are...
wearing "Realtree" in a non-hunting situation
driving a car with Trucknutz
wearing Dallas Cowboys apparel
eating Pork rinds
have a "system" in your car and need to let everyone else know what sh*t music you're listening to.
driving a car with spinner rims
wearing Tapout/UFC/Monster Energy clothes
a dude with those tight pants
a person with thinks they know more than thousands of climatologists
hang yourself from hooks for attention
a juggalo
a big fan of eminem
... I probably hate you.
wearing "Realtree" in a non-hunting situation
driving a car with Trucknutz
wearing Dallas Cowboys apparel
eating Pork rinds
have a "system" in your car and need to let everyone else know what sh*t music you're listening to.
driving a car with spinner rims
wearing Tapout/UFC/Monster Energy clothes
a dude with those tight pants
a person with thinks they know more than thousands of climatologists
hang yourself from hooks for attention
a juggalo
a big fan of eminem
... I probably hate you.
Do you have kids?
finger toes.What are surfer toes?
I'm not sure, but I think thinking about Heidi's nimble destruction toes just gave me a half mast..
first my dad wouldn't love me, and now you. looks like i'm gonna need another tear jar.
....and I'll qualify what I say. I don't mean general rudeness. And I refer mainly to kids under the age of 5 or 6.
Ignoring the possibility that a kid has something like....oh I don't know...Autism perhaps, maybe the kid is tired. Maybe the kid is hungy. Maybe the kid is coming down with something. You're seeing an instantaneous snap-shot of a kid who is maybe just having a bad day. Or maybe the kid is a little turd. I'm not saying that's not possible. But even your sweet little nieces and nephews, I'm certain have had their "moments".
I will never forget being on a flight home from Seattle and this woman was wrestling with a 3-year-old the whole way. The kid was just miserable. He was obviously really tired and just couldn't sleep on the plane. And my wife (then girlfriend) and I were rolling our eyes and glaring at this poor woman the whole way. If I could, I would apologize to her today.
But sufficed to say, people with tattoos are the worst.
Ignoring the possibility that a kid has something like....oh I don't know...Autism perhaps, maybe the kid is tired. Maybe the kid is hungy. Maybe the kid is coming down with something. You're seeing an instantaneous snap-shot of a kid who is maybe just having a bad day. Or maybe the kid is a little turd. I'm not saying that's not possible. But even your sweet little nieces and nephews, I'm certain have had their "moments".
I will never forget being on a flight home from Seattle and this woman was wrestling with a 3-year-old the whole way. The kid was just miserable. He was obviously really tired and just couldn't sleep on the plane. And my wife (then girlfriend) and I were rolling our eyes and glaring at this poor woman the whole way. If I could, I would apologize to her today.
But sufficed to say, people with tattoos are the worst.
I hate judgmental people, but I do it all the time. It turns into self-loathing and then my head explodes.
eventually.....when they have kids....they become the parents they bitched about when they didn't have kids.
If your kid is having a crappy day, or doesn't travel well, then let me give you some advice:
STAY HOME!
I am not a part of the school of tolerance. You chose (more or less) to have that kid. Please do not inflict your choices on me.
I can see how maybe my viewpoint is not tolerant, nor is it selective, but I just do not agree with people inflicting their kids on me when Snot Rag Jr. is having a crappy day.
Your choice. Stay home, deal with it.
And for god's sake, don't bring the little rug rat to horror movies...
...too many pointless "Hey, look at me, cuz my parents never did!" tattoos or peircings...
Bull****. We're living in a society here. You don't like it, move to the woods.
When pratical, I would do my best to respect others as best as I could. Like not go....to the store or something. But if you've got a flight booked, and the kid wakes up sick.....or you had to get up crazy early and the kid is tired? Too ****ing bad for you. You want silence, charter a private jet.
....and again, there are plenty of kids/parents that need a hit in the head. The trick is you can't always tell who REALLY deserves it.
edit: and speaking of parents who likely DO deserves a hit in the head, why do I suspect the DirtMcgirk was just an absolute ANGEL when he was a little kid?
edit: and speaking of parents who likely DO deserves a hit in the head, why do I suspect the DirtMcgirk was just an absolute ANGEL when he was a little kid?
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Since this has turned into a hate-fest, I'm bringing some love.
If I see a bumper sticker on your car for an "underground" band/product that I like, then you get a bump up (perhaps unfairly). If I see you on the trail and you are rolling a sweet exotic rig, then you score bonus points in my book. I roll a Nicolai, and if you have one too, I want to kiss you on the mouth.
No, again, you're implying that somehow I need to tolerate your choice.
That isn't how this works.
Now there is a white and a black to this argument.
On one hand if your kiddo is sick, that I get. I'd rather that the human petri dish wasn't near me, as children are where the next round of germ warfare is going to come from, but that cannot be controlled. Do you best, but for the sake of those around you, do your best and don't give up.
Now on the other hand, if you're on a plane or in an eatery, and your kid is acting like a reject from "Sober House" and is not sick, retarded or autistic, you can bet your ass two people are gettin a slap: you and your kid. Parents a lot of time, I have noticed, adopted the attitude that you have that somehow since you produced a carbon copy of yourself that somehow this should be a reason for it to impact my peace and enjoyment of things.
Would you accept this argument you're using if it came down to a noisy neighbor booming his stereo or a dog that was a nuisance?
That isn't how this works.
Now there is a white and a black to this argument.
On one hand if your kiddo is sick, that I get. I'd rather that the human petri dish wasn't near me, as children are where the next round of germ warfare is going to come from, but that cannot be controlled. Do you best, but for the sake of those around you, do your best and don't give up.
Now on the other hand, if you're on a plane or in an eatery, and your kid is acting like a reject from "Sober House" and is not sick, retarded or autistic, you can bet your ass two people are gettin a slap: you and your kid. Parents a lot of time, I have noticed, adopted the attitude that you have that somehow since you produced a carbon copy of yourself that somehow this should be a reason for it to impact my peace and enjoyment of things.
Would you accept this argument you're using if it came down to a noisy neighbor booming his stereo or a dog that was a nuisance?
Well I';m tolerating your presence on ridemonkey. If I don't want to be disturbed by ANYTHING, then I stay away
As for the neighbour, the difference is, you SHOULD be able to reason with a noisy neighbour, as they are adults. Reasoning with a toddler is apparently much like reasoning with you. They are unable to communicate their needs appropriately, so it can come out in tantrum form.
As for the neighbour, the difference is, you SHOULD be able to reason with a noisy neighbour, as they are adults. Reasoning with a toddler is apparently much like reasoning with you. They are unable to communicate their needs appropriately, so it can come out in tantrum form.
and furthermore, how do you know if the child has autism or not? you don't.
Unless they have that T-shirt that says "I have autism. What's YOUR excuse?'
Unless they have that T-shirt that says "I have autism. What's YOUR excuse?'
Ok, gang, all I can say is...............
After my earlier post today, this one has given me a great belly laugh. I needed it in a very severe sort of way. I'd add my 2 cents about my judging, however, since I work in a casino as a pit boss, let your collective minds wonder as to how I judge.
(The correct answer will get a cyber-high 5. Oh, wait, that may be so 5 minutes ago. Dang, I have to quit the retro talk. Poop, I can't stop. Ok, I'm going on a ride.......)
After my earlier post today, this one has given me a great belly laugh. I needed it in a very severe sort of way. I'd add my 2 cents about my judging, however, since I work in a casino as a pit boss, let your collective minds wonder as to how I judge.
(The correct answer will get a cyber-high 5. Oh, wait, that may be so 5 minutes ago. Dang, I have to quit the retro talk. Poop, I can't stop. Ok, I'm going on a ride.......)
Then if they cannot be reasoned with, mom and dad or whomever is in charge, needs to take them home.
If you don't want to take them home, since maybe you feel somehow entitled to forcing your kid upon the world, then accept the consequences of that choice.
If you don't want to take them home, since maybe you feel somehow entitled to forcing your kid upon the world, then accept the consequences of that choice.
I think you would love me.
I got two bad ones that I can think of off the bat.
First, redneck/meth-head haircuts. you know, like the ridiculous two foot long mohawk, braided together in a greasy nasty mess? or anything similarly ugly and lowbrow.
The next is white people that refer to their white friends by the N* word, or even worse insult their white friends by calling them the N* word. either you're a poser or you're racist, either way I don't wanna be around you.
First, redneck/meth-head haircuts. you know, like the ridiculous two foot long mohawk, braided together in a greasy nasty mess? or anything similarly ugly and lowbrow.
The next is white people that refer to their white friends by the N* word, or even worse insult their white friends by calling them the N* word. either you're a poser or you're racist, either way I don't wanna be around you.
And what prithee are those consequences?
I will come over and ask you nicely just once to control your child.
Usually that's all it takes to get some uppity mommy, or daddy who thinks he's hard core, to jump up and make a scene. Once you do that, well, I'm pretty good at getting you to take the first swing. Its gonna be the last swing you take, and its going to happen in front of your kids, but when it comes time to go to court, you were the one who aggressed a situation.
And I will, without fear of reprisal, tell your kid in very clear terms to sit down, shut the **** up, and let those around him enjoy their day. Most kids aren't really ready for some big tattooed guy screaming at them, but rest assured I don't have an issue with it.
Is it really that hard to control your offspring? My dogs are way better behaved than most people's kids I know. Mind you they do sleep in crates during the day, but they know when to go, when to stay, and when to STFU without much more than a word from me.
Somehow your mentality strikes me as that you think as a non-breeder that I should have to accept your kid acting like an asshole. Why would you think anyone would go for that?
Usually that's all it takes to get some uppity mommy, or daddy who thinks he's hard core, to jump up and make a scene. Once you do that, well, I'm pretty good at getting you to take the first swing. Its gonna be the last swing you take, and its going to happen in front of your kids, but when it comes time to go to court, you were the one who aggressed a situation.
And I will, without fear of reprisal, tell your kid in very clear terms to sit down, shut the **** up, and let those around him enjoy their day. Most kids aren't really ready for some big tattooed guy screaming at them, but rest assured I don't have an issue with it.
Is it really that hard to control your offspring? My dogs are way better behaved than most people's kids I know. Mind you they do sleep in crates during the day, but they know when to go, when to stay, and when to STFU without much more than a word from me.
Somehow your mentality strikes me as that you think as a non-breeder that I should have to accept your kid acting like an asshole. Why would you think anyone would go for that?