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Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
There is nothing F***ing funnier than seeing somebody talk tough online that you have seen and met in person.:rofl:
Talking about disciplining someone else's child from someone who does not have the discipline to push away from the table or put down the bottle before it ruins his life.
Ha, this $hit is what violent fantasies are made of right here.
My dream scenario......the kind of stuff I think about when sitting in traffic.

Just picturing some flabby roly poly wastoid walking up to me and telling me to shut my 20 month old daughter up brings a giant evil smile to my face.
It would not even be fair. Eye sockets would be cracking before the little slow piggie fingers could even roll up and try to defend. I would just have to be careful though not to sprain my wrist from the bounce back from the gunt punch.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,681
4,904
North Van
There is nothing F***ing funnier than seeing somebody talk tough online that you have seen and met in person.:rofl:
Talking about disciplining someone else's child from someone who does not have the discipline to push away from the table or put down the bottle before it ruins his life.
Ha, this $hit is what violent fantasies are made of right here.
My dream scenario......the kind of stuff I think about when sitting in traffic.

Just picturing some flabby roly poly wastoid walking up to me and telling me to shut my 20 month old daughter up brings a giant evil smile to my face.
It would not even be fair. Eye sockets would be cracking before the little slow piggie fingers could even roll up and try to defend. I would just have to be careful though not to sprain my wrist from the bounce back from the gunt punch.
Beware the weaver stance.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Yea, I've met more than a few who think that way.

They tend to be the first to get it straight and realize that their kid really is being a pain in the ass. Its the total obliviots that I worry about.
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,037
7,554
I judge people into "suspension", meat hooks and all that. That's revolting imo.

 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,887
14
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
There is nothing F***ing funnier than seeing somebody talk tough online that you have seen and met in person.:rofl:
Talking about disciplining someone else's child from someone who does not have the discipline to push away from the table or put down the bottle before it ruins his life.
Ha, this $hit is what violent fantasies are made of right here.
My dream scenario......the kind of stuff I think about when sitting in traffic.

Just picturing some flabby roly poly wastoid walking up to me and telling me to shut my 20 month old daughter up brings a giant evil smile to my face.
It would not even be fair. Eye sockets would be cracking before the little slow piggie fingers could even roll up and try to defend. I would just have to be careful though not to sprain my wrist from the bounce back from the gunt punch.
I really want to rep you right now.
 

rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
7,342
924
East Bay, Cali
There is nothing F***ing funnier than seeing somebody talk tough online that you have seen and met in person.:rofl:
Talking about disciplining someone else's child from someone who does not have the discipline to push away from the table or put down the bottle before it ruins his life.
Ha, this $hit is what violent fantasies are made of right here.
My dream scenario......the kind of stuff I think about when sitting in traffic.

Just picturing some flabby roly poly wastoid walking up to me and telling me to shut my 20 month old daughter up brings a giant evil smile to my face.
It would not even be fair. Eye sockets would be cracking before the little slow piggie fingers could even roll up and try to defend. I would just have to be careful though not to sprain my wrist from the bounce back from the gunt punch.
Oh sh!t it's getting heated in this thread!
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
I forgot this one.

When you click on a porn link and it takes you to something else that isn't what you clicked on. Times a wastin when you're batin like that.
 

BikerBoy28

Monkey
Jul 3, 2006
733
0
Bellingham, Wa
To be Judged instantly-

. Fat people that walk/scoot on electric chair out of the grocery store with tons of junk food.
. Dudes with skinny jeans
. juggalos
. huge lifted trucks that are absolutely spotless
. Penny-pinchers
. drivers that do 10 under everywhere
. wangsters
. people that cant put the grocery cart back when the cart return is 2 f*cking feet away!
. little kids that talk back
. skaters
. liars
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
I wrote all this out this afternoon. I got interupted before I could post, and then accidentally closed the window.

So once again:

I do no condone kids running amok and the parents doing NOTHING to stop it. I never said that. I just meant, if a kid (like all kids do), is having "a moment" and the parent is trying to chill them out then you can't really judge that the parent is incompetent or the kid is rotten. They may very well be....but you'd need more data to make a fair assessment. You may just have the rare misfortune of seeing a perfectly sweet little kid having a bad day.

Though my daughter has autsim, she's only really had two all out tantrums in public. One of which was on a flight back from Vancouver to montreal. Which was preceded by a 3 hour drive from Kent WA to YVR. She was 4 at the time...oh crap...no she was 3. And for whatever reason, she doesn't sleep in cars. So she was tired and miserable.....as were we all. But we were met with both glares of disdain and sympathetic "I been there" looks. We did the best we could. But it was a very long flight.

But 99.999% of the time, my kids are great in public. And should they go astray, it takes very little to get them back in line.

Bottom line, as long at the parents are trying, you can't judge them....
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
It's usually what people do with their automobiles every day that makes me instantly dislike them-

Parking diagonally across two spaces (or pretty much any form of double parking)
Taken from my office 5 minutes ago. Can you spot the d-bag?

 
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CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
He's the other end of the spectrum........mid-40's white trash type dude that has more stories about cars/guns/sluts than Ted Nugent. If 1/1,000,000th of what he said was true, he'd be a rockstar
 

skunkty14

Monkey
May 29, 2007
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A lot of people are getting "things that make me angry" (see JeremyR above for example) with "things that make you judge people instantly" very confused in there. On that note....

I judge people instantly who fail at basic comprehension.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
A lot of people are getting "things that make me angry" (see JeremyR above for example) with "things that make you judge people instantly" very confused in there. On that note....

I judge people instantly who fail at basic comprehension.
So you see no correlation between something getting you upset and you judging something?

Interesting......:think:
 

skunkty14

Monkey
May 29, 2007
175
0
So you see no correlation between something getting you upset and you judging something?

Interesting......:think:
There is a correlation but one doesn't necessarily lead to the other in all cases. For example, adults that refer to something inanimate as "gay" when they don't like something makes me judge them instantly. They're idiots in my eyes. But I don't have any increased desire to relocate their teeth to their throat then I did before they opened their pie hole. However if the same meathead refers to an individual using the same term in a derogatory fashion, especially against someone I know, they may end up having their face rearranged depending on the circumstances.

There are simply too many idiots to get angry about all the time unless you want to end up like Knuckle.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
65,379
12,533
In a van.... down by the river
There is a correlation but one doesn't necessarily lead to the other in all cases. For example, adults that refer to something inanimate as "gay" when they don't like something makes me judge them instantly. They're idiots in my eyes. But I don't have any increased desire to relocate their teeth to their throat then I did before they opened their pie hole. However, if the same meathead refers to an individual using the same term in a derogatory fashion, especially against someone I know, they may end up having their face rearranged depending on the circumstances.

There are simply too many idiots to get angry about all the time unless you want to end up like Knuckle.
:rofl: :rofl:
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
I could TOTALLY fit my Subaru wagon between the Mustang and the 4-Runner. :rofl:
(it's actually a Tacoma w/ cap)

I wish I had my Jeep in today.....I would totally slip in between them, grinding my steel rock sliders down the sides of both cars, then hopping out the rear hatch.:rofl::rofl:
 
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mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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Transylvania 90210
A lot of people are getting "things that make me angry" (see JeremyR above for example) with "things that make you judge people instantly" very confused in there. On that note....

I judge people instantly who fail at basic comprehension.
i've been fascinated at how the thread evloved. the basic premise of the thread is a request for feedback on characteristics that result in instant judgement, and it was specified:
...maybe unfairly? Good or bad.
if we had a graph of options, there would be center point for "accurate judgement" with an axis showing "good" at one end and "bad" at the other, along with a second axis showing "fair" at one end and "unfair" at the other. for some reason, the trend of posts has tended to show results in the "bad" half of the graph, with a smattering of "fair" and "unfair" results. there have been relatively few posts (though I tried to take it there a few pages back) in the "good" half of the graph, neither in the "fair" or "unfair" sections.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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media blackout
i've been fascinated at how the thread evloved. the basic premise of the thread is a request for feedback on characteristics that result in instant judgement, and it was specified:

if we had a graph of options, there would be center point for "accurate judgement" with an axis showing "good" at one end and "bad" at the other, along with a second axis showing "fair" at one end and "unfair" at the other. for some reason, the trend of posts has tended to show results in the "bad" half of the graph, with a smattering of "fair" and "unfair" results. there have been relatively few posts (though I tried to take it there a few pages back) in the "good" half of the graph, neither in the "fair" or "unfair" sections.
did you make that chart while hanging from your hooks? or is that just blood splatter?
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,800
8,383
Nowhere Man!
I judge people instantly who judge people instantly. Get to know me first, then hate me...
That takes way to much time and effort. I would rather just start off hating then change my mind once you give me expensive things and money....