[BigMike]

I am at a total loss. My dad's birthday is Saturday, and I have no idea what to get him. He's in his mid-50s, and doesnt really ride much, so bike stuff is out.

Someone? anyone?

 

[Westy]

Hookers.

 

[BigMike]

Hookers.

he's an Orthodox Jew, I don think he will appreciate that.....

 

[Ciaran]

he's an Orthodox Jew, I don think he will appreciate that.....

kosher hookers?

 

[Atomic Dog]

Photos of Ciaran in chick pants?

 

[Ciaran]

Photos of Ciaran in chick pants?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[rpk1988]

Elton John...every old person seems to like him. Or maybe get him some kind of grooming kit or just some cool new tool.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Get him one of these, they're for all ages

 

[chicodude]

Brian, That is so creepy. When I saw the thread title, I thought: "well, crap, just get him a bong"

 

[mack]

Just get him a book and a shirt/tie combo, thats what I did.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Brian, That is so creepy. When I saw the thread title, I thought: "well, crap, just get him a bong"

LOL, that cracked me up.

 

[Toshi]

he's an Orthodox Jew, I don think he will appreciate that.....

a gift certificate to SuperCuts? (haircut place if that's unclear)

 

[Brian HCM#1]

he's an Orthodox Jew, I don think he will appreciate that.....

Get him one of these bitch'n hats

 

[clancy98]

he's an Orthodox Jew, I don think he will appreciate that.....

?

 

[SkaredShtles]

he's an Orthodox Jew, I don think he will appreciate that.....

Get him a circumcision!

Hold on..... he's probably already got one of those........

-S.S.-