[JRB]

That's right, Texas, bitches. Hills, schmills...We don't need no stinking hills to learn on. Put on your yellow shirts today, walk outside, and say, "today, Texas owns our asses".

yay Lance

 

[Ridemonkey]

Yeah but W is from texas too :nuts:

 

[JRB]

Yeah but W is from texas too :nuts:

He is really from someplace on the Northeast. He just wanted to be cool. Trust me, we have not accepted him, but if you were entirely right, yeah - that would make Texas suck. Quit trying to steal my damn thunder.

 

[-dustin]

even better.

today is yellow cycling sock day.

 

[rideit]

Lance has quite the reputation of being an arrogant prick....coincidence?

 

[JRB]

Lance has quite the reputation of being an arrogant prick....coincidence?

uhm - if you had mopped France up with 2 wheels for 7 years, I am sure you may be arrogant too. Not knowing him, I won't judge him. I have roped steers with George Strait and he is not an arrogant prick, so fame doesn't always piss down your neck.

 

[-dustin]

damn, loco, you are a cowboy. i met George at his ranch in Laredo.

 

[COmtbiker12]

You do realize that he trains in Colorado Springs though right? (Almost a formulaic SS comment, lol)

 

[rideit]

His rep as an asswhole was from way, way before the tour. Apparently, he has mellowed out hugely in the last six years. I did meet him, ten years ago, and he was, well, a jerk. If anything, his success in the tour has humbled him.

I was just calling you out for sounding a little too much like Bartman! Ouch!

 

[caputo1989]

You know george streight?

 

[JRB]

Roped steers on several occasions with him. Chilled out and chatted several times waiting to run. Casual chit chat, not friends.

rideit - :eviltongu

 

[Reactor]

That's right, Texas, bitches. Hills, schmills...We don't need no stinking hills to learn on. Put on your yellow shirts today, walk outside, and say, "today, Texas owns our asses".

yay Lance

Again with Texas and Ass in the same sentence. Is there some fixation we should know about?

Doesn't Lance spend most of his training time in California or Europe?

 

[laura]

texas still sucks.

 

[hooples3]

ditto

 

[hooples3]

steers and queers

 

[-dustin]

Roped steers on several occasions with him. Chilled out and chatted several times waiting to run. Casual chit chat, not friends.

rideit - :eviltongu

my daddy did the electric work in one of his horse barns. those things were niiiiiiice.

 

[PonySoldier]

Again with Texas and Ass in the same sentence. Is there some fixation we should know about?

Doesn't Lance spend most of his training time in California or Europe?

Europe mostly in the run up to the Tour...

 

[deweydude]

somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot

 

[Angus]

texas still sucks.

Do you Know why Mexico doesn't float away???

Because TEXAS sucks......


Actually Texas wouldn't be so bad if it weren't full of Texans....

 

[Reactor]

Actually Texas wouldn't be so bad if it weren't full of Texans....

That sounds like Braveheart. "The problem with Scottland is that it's full of Scotts"

 

[JRB]

Jealousy breeds hatred.

 

[bpatterson6]

texas still sucks.

Texas isn't that bad if you only go to Austin.
Austin is the only place worth going!

 

[biggins]

lance also spent a lot of time training in NC as well. we have hills.

 

[Reactor]

Ever notice how the most famos Texans, don't actually live in Texas.......

 

[Rip]

Why should I be jealous, texas blows the big one.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Loco has a good point. Texas is much better than any other place in the United States, simply because Loco and I come from The Lone Star State!








P.S. Loco-I think it is about time we make a cult

 

[JRB]

Loco has a good point. Texas is much better than any other place in the United States, simply because Loco and I come from The Lone Star State!

P.S. Loco-I think it is about time we make a cult

OK - now what to call it. You can be el presidente.

 

[Cooter Brown]

Can an ol boy from north of the red river join? I'm down widdit

 

[JRB]

Can an ol boy from north of the red river join? I'm down widdit

Hell yeah - OK is the only other state I lived in. Even if it was just 3 months while in horseshoeing school, and I was really glad to come home.

 

[gigapower]

Can't blame you the beer sucks in OK.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

So what is the cult going to be called

 

[-dustin]

Lone Star

 

[DNA]

Can an ol boy from north of the red river join? I'm down widdit

Good gawd man! Have some self respect. Bartlesville may not be all that great, but nobody really wants to be a Texhole. I say that having lived near the most blessed spot in the state. No, not the Alamo, Texas Stadium.

 

[JRB]

Good gawd man! Have some self respect. Bartlesville may not be all that great, but nobody really wants to be a Texhole. I say that having lived near the most blessed spot in the state. No, not the Alamo, Texas Stadium.

Yeah - Irving sucks.

 

[OGRipper]

Pshhht. With 7 mellow johns, obviously Lance is from another planet. He just says Texas because Texans have unquestioning blind faith. Just look at all the people with faith in Shrub.