[eric strt6]

Blasphemy I say

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/04/pastafarianism-is-satire-and-not-protected-religion-court-rules/

Nebraska, in seeking to have the case dismissed, told the judge that there was no constitutional violation. "The essence of this action," the state wrote, "is that prison officials believe the Plaintiff is not sincere in his religious beliefs about a flying lump of spaghetti that first created 'a mountain, trees, and a midget.'"

 

[Jm_]

Bullshit, I just ordered two FSM shirts a few weeks ago and they both came with the FSM on them.

 

[Westy]

Bullshit, I just ordered two FSM shirts a few weeks ago and they both came with the FSM on them.

It's a miracle!!!!


I had a FSM t-shirt that I threw in the garbage. Three days later the garbage can was empty!

Fucking miracles I tell you.

 

[Serial Midget]

Midgets are miracles.

 

[JohnE]

Blasphemy! Dont you blaspheme in here...dont you blaspheme in here!

 

[StiHacka]

Paging the @FSM , are you online? We need you to sort this out.

 

[Serial Midget]

Squeeb is an ordained FSM Minister. He has a card to prove it.

 

[FSM]

I can assure you all that this is indeed distressing news, and I am glad that you all clearly know better. While is is tempting to visit hellfire upon Nebraska, I do not wish to do any improvements to the state, or bring relief to a people that clearly do not deserve it.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Squeeb is an ordained FSM Minister. He has a card to prove it.

And a certificate! How could I have gotten this if the @FSM wasn't real? Checkmate atheists!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Pastafarianism is still WAY more plausible than the shit those Mormons believe in.

 

[Wingnut]

That ruling could really open up a can of pasta... what "Science" is there to prove the "Holy Bible" wasn't a "work of satire, meant to entertain",

 

[stoney]

That ruling could really open up a can of pasta... what "Science" is there to prove the "Holy Bible" wasn't a "work of satire, meant to entertain",

This. Government is defining what is and is not a religion. He could take this all the way up if he wanted to and it would be interesting to see the result.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This. Government is defining what is and is not a religion. He could take this all the way up if he wanted to and it would be interesting to see the result.

Church of Satan to the white courtesy phone......paging Church of Satan to the white courtesy phone.......

 

[jstuhlman]

Church of Satan to the white courtesy phone......paging Church of Satan to the white courtesy phone.......

You rang?

 

[jdcamb]

You rang?

Dude wtf am I supposed to do with all this blood? Westy said he doesn't want it. He took all the crack babies and never paid me for them?

 

[jstuhlman]

Dude wtf am I supposed to do with all this blood? Westy said he doesn't want it. He took all the crack babies and never paid me for them?

you child. you were supposed to kill westy. the blood was your payment. you are meant to bathe in it, of course. the crack babies were meaningless. MEANINGLESS. if you want access to the white courtesy phone you must do better than this.

 

[jdcamb]

you child. you were supposed to kill westy. the blood was your payment. you are meant to bathe in it, of course. the crack babies were meaningless. MEANINGLESS. if you want access to the white courtesy phone you must do better than this.

You promised me I would be able to ride wheelies. I still can't ride a wheelie. Surely somebody here is better suited to kill Westy then me. Maybe someone who can ride a wheelie....

 

[stevew]

everytime i eat pasta i have ghost poops....i believe in miracles.

 

[Jm_]

Our savior will be boiled and reconstituted this Sunday.

 

[FSM]

you child. you were supposed to kill westy. the blood was your payment. you are meant to bathe in it, of course. the crack babies were meaningless. MEANINGLESS. if you want access to the white courtesy phone you must do better than this.

So hard to find good followers these days, isn't it?

 

[jdcamb]

So hard to find good followers these days, isn't it?

Can you ride a wheelie?

 

[mandown]

So good to find hard followers these days, isn't it?

 

[Westy]

You promised me I would be able to ride wheelies. I still can't ride a wheelie. Surely somebody here is better suited to kill Westy then me. Maybe someone who can ride a wheelie....

I am unkillable. What do you think happened to DRB?

 

[SkaredShtles]

I am unkillable. What do you think happened to DRB?

Could he ride wheelies?

 

[jdcamb]

I am unkillable. What do you think happened to DRB?

He got to close to the sun or some shit. Ridemonkey tends to thin out the assholes over time. I tend to favor the status quo... It is to hard to explain our relationship. So don't. Those in the know however. Shall remain nameless....

 

[mandown]

He got to close to the sun or some shit. Ridemonkey tends to thin out the assholes over time. I tend to favor the status quo... It is to hard to explain our relationship. So don't. Those in the know however. Shall remain nameless....

From the rest of the world? As a holding chamber, keeping us away from the general public?

 

[jdcamb]

From the rest of the world? As a holding chamber, keeping us away from the general public?

I would consider the opposite of whatever I might have suggested. Almost always. Clearly my judgement has been compromised... I am OK with that....

 

[mandown]

NSFW

 

[Westy]

Could he ride wheelies?

IIRC he rode a 29er, so no.

 

[FSM]

Can you ride a wheelie?

I can ride no wheels.