What to do when you find your flatmate's sex doll
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I would NOT hit it 
words just escape me!
Not really appropriate here, but funny.
Ugh. 
"poo juice"
ahahaha poor suzy.
'i have no words for this'
hahhahahaaa
awesome
hahhahahaaa
awesome
Oh MY GAWWWD! I can't stop laughing!!
Poor guy!
Poor guy!
HAHAHAHHA. Thats gross as hell but funny.
Poor suzy getting abused all the time.
Poor suzy getting abused all the time.
draw a hilter mustash on it... haha
Replace it with a male sex doll so next time he wants some blow up lovin he'll get a surprise...
Too funny. I would make sure to wash my hands well with boiling water.
I can't believe that guy rumaged through that box without a bio hazard suit on.
That was f'n hysterical...
One question though...I've heard of blow up dolls...but does it really feel 'right'? Or are they a joke...I mean...you get on a raft or float on an intertube...and there are those sharp seams on them...I would think those might scratch your ween...and do those other things feel real? The fake uhhh...female parts?
That was f'n hysterical...
One question though...I've heard of blow up dolls...but does it really feel 'right'? Or are they a joke...I mean...you get on a raft or float on an intertube...and there are those sharp seams on them...I would think those might scratch your ween...and do those other things feel real? The fake uhhh...female parts?
LMAO! Ween...dh girlie said:
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dh girlie said:
Thinkin about getting one? That's an awful lot of questions.
loco-gringo said:
No...I'm just curious
Actually...I AM just curious...how could a rubber doll turn someone on? Do you just have to be a total dweeb that never gets any to go that route?
you love that, don't you!golgiaparatus said:LMAO! Ween...
Beats the hell out of me - it has to be like sticking it to a set of "water wings"dh girlie said:No...I'm just curious
Actually...I AM just curious...how could a rubber doll turn someone on? Do you just have to be a total dweeb that never gets any to go that route?
s1ngletrack said:
HAHAHAHA! Where is Burly Surly when you need him?
The word "ween" when refferring to someones unit is just funny... combine that with plastic sex doll questions and its too funny... equally funny would have been "peen"dh girlie said:
BTW Ive always wondered about that ween chafing myself? Do they have a fake poonanny inserted in there as to keep the scratching of the ween to a minimum or what?
i was visting an old friend out in LA couple years back. he and his friends have that beavis mentality, anyway he decides to take me to this sleazy strip club that had a sex shop in it and his friend starts shopping around looking at the "pocket p_ssies"
I see him pick up two and he says "damn this is 50 bucks, wait up minute this other one is only 35? What gives why is the black one cheaper?" I started busting out laughing and he had no idea what was so funny, he kept saying "i don't understand what the difference is why is the black one cheaper".
Everybody in the store was looking at him like you racist mutha fooker, but he isn't racist just stupid. Anyway, he bought one - i didn't want to know what color.
I see him pick up two and he says "damn this is 50 bucks, wait up minute this other one is only 35? What gives why is the black one cheaper?" I started busting out laughing and he had no idea what was so funny, he kept saying "i don't understand what the difference is why is the black one cheaper".
Everybody in the store was looking at him like you racist mutha fooker, but he isn't racist just stupid. Anyway, he bought one - i didn't want to know what color.
EXACTLY! I don't have a 'ween' or a 'peen' but it even makes ME cringe thinkin about it...golgiaparatus said:
Just imagine is you had a 7" long nipple and it got scratched. That thought should do it justice.dh girlie said:EXACTLY! I don't have a 'ween' or a 'peen' but it even makes ME cringe thinkin about it...
golgiaparatus said:
Oh I just love how you had to throw in that 7 inch comment...especially when I was saying that even though I don't have a ween or a peen it still makes me cringe...what is it that you are trying to subliminally transmit here??? I KNOW El Jefe's gonna chime in soon...
Golgi just wanted you to imagine having a 7 incher, just like he has to imagine having a 7 incher.dh girlie said:
Westy said:Golgi just wanted you to imagine having a 7 incher, just like he has to imagine having a 7 incher.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why would I chime in when you're only talking 7"?dh girlie said:
Man I posted 7" to try to avoid a comment just like that.Westy said:Golgi just wanted you to imagine having a 7 incher, just like he has to imagine having a 7 incher.
But I guess 7" is hard to believe... if so thats pretty sad Westy
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Thats what I'm sayin...El Jefe said:
Not hard to believe, hell on the internet everyon has a Niner.golgiaparatus said:Man I posted 7" to try to avoid a comment just like that.
But I guess 7" is hard to believe... if so thats pretty sad Westy
Westy said:
Do you talk to a lot of men on the internet that claim to have niners????
dh girlie said:Do you talk to a lot of men on the internet that claim to have niners????
Damn, I keep digging this hole deeper.
Hell, If I wanted to claim something... hold on, lemme grab a ruler...dh girlie said:Do you talk to a lot of men on the internet that claim to have niners????
Yeah, looks like Im pushing about 13.2285. I get light headed everytime I look at the "hot chicks" thread.
Well...all these long weens require deep holes!Westy said: