[damnit jim]

I already got some tubulars for ya b/c I thought you would need some, but since you guys insist on calling me a girl...hmmm maybe I might keep 'em for myself. They are continentals, not competition, so they should be good, they're the ones on my Ksyriums. Remember Santa has a naughty list!!!

Oh!! OH!!! oh!! can I be naughty... I wanna be on the naughty list. If your on the naughty list you get a spankin

 

[vogey40]

Me to me to SPANK me next. I love a good Spanking Im a naughty boy!!!!!

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

You see I don't need some two or three thousand dollar bike to be as awesome as I am. I ride a $250 Schwinn that I bought in Japan!! I wear bike shorts that I sh!t in my first time riding, and a pair of gloves with the fingers cut out. (both were givin to me; thanks Scott) Oh and let's not forget about the bright baby blue helmet that I wear. Anyways, I'm still here. I still wanna go riding. And there's noone to go with. But I don't care b/c I'm off this rock. HAHA!! I'll be in Maryland soon enough. What'ya gonna say now. I'm cheap!!! (when it comes to this sport) Oh and my mom says I'm cool, and not to listen to you mean boys!!!

Happy Turkey Day all!!

I didn't know mtb carnies could speak...I thought they just had small hands and smelled like cabbage...who knew?

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Oh!! OH!!! oh!! can I be naughty... I wanna be on the naughty list. If your on the naughty list you get a spankin

YOU ARE A SICK MONKEY!

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Me to me to SPANK me next. I love a good Spanking Im a naughty boy!!!!!

Arse finker says what? You know if you pack your butt with peanut butter, Santa will never put you on the naughty list again after he spanks you.

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Hey all...I put together my new road bike last night. It's cool! Anyone who said full carbon sucked...probably never owned one...hmmm. It rides like a brand new pair of underwear. At first it's constricting then it becomes a part of you! I'll give the better report after tomorrow's ride. Oh, I have an extra road seat since I swapped the new for my old one. It's Selle Italia XO with the gel pad instead of a cut out...it feels kind of like rubbing velvet...?

 

[vogey40]

Why are you getting a new road bike. I thought this was a mtb forum?

Hey Rob are you bringing a bike with you?

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

I got another road bike b/c the Giant compact road bike wasn't the best. I liked my old road bike so much I decided to get a new one once I had the money. The Giant was out of convience. Once I get a Santa Cruz Bullit I should be done with bike buying for a while. Right now I have no MTB.

 

[damnit jim]

Hey all...I put together my new road bike last night. It's cool! Anyone who said full carbon sucked...probably never owned one...hmmm. It rides like a brand new pair of underwear. At first it's constricting then it becomes a part of you! I'll give the better report after tomorrow's ride. Oh, I have an extra road seat since I swapped the new for my old one. It's Selle Italia XO with the gel pad instead of a cut out...it feels kind of like rubbing velvet...?

Full carbon road bike... Huh! All I was sayin is that a full carbon mtb NEVER left me with the feeling of confidence that you would get from steel or aluminimumumumumun. It just flexed alot... I mean alot.
big difference between road and mountain, If you haven't noticed :eviltongu

 

[damnit jim]

You also need to get back here I'm tired of riding by myself.

Grabs wont ride road and I'm not playin in the mud again. did you know that, that damn mud rubbed the paint off my bike clean down to the shiney metal.

 

[grabs47]

Road no fun. Play in the mud. Ahhh, who am I kidding I'm packing out on monday and won't have a bike anymore. I'll just wait til I get to Maryland

 

[vogey40]

MUD= FUN ROAD= BORING.

Get your mtb back. I cant you all are going road on me.


Oh and thats why they make touch up paint Jim

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

You also need to get back here I'm tired of riding by myself.

Grabs wont ride road and I'm not playin in the mud again. did you know that, that damn mud rubbed the paint off my bike clean down to the shiney metal.

You mean the mud actually ate the paint off? That's crazy!!!
Well, you have an excuse to paint it now...hint hint...a cool color!

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

MUD= FUN ROAD= BORING.

Get your mtb back. I cant you all are going road on me.


Oh and thats why they make touch up paint Jim

I'll agree mtb and mud is alot of fun, but....here we go you'll like this....I know you didn't get into road and I just spanked you everytime you rode with me..."I don't understand how you spin a higher gear and ride faster than me turning the big ring???" You like that, how I just spanked that ass? I'm bull riding you...woo hoo! I know you like that Jim don't you. Look at me, I'm a bull rider...spanking the bull, feelin' the flow...it's circular!

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Hey, my eclipse was blowing white smoke and so I fixed the head gasket and changed the bad and all of the spark plugs. I also flushed the radiator and now it overheats on me...??? What the hell is wrong? I then changed the thermostat but still overheats...help!!! All the belts are good and both lines in/out get warm and there are no cool sections on the radiator.

 

[damnit jim]

Hey, my eclipse was blowing white smoke and so I fixed the head gasket and changed the bad and all of the spark plugs. I also flushed the radiator and now it overheats on me...??? What the hell is wrong? I then changed the thermostat but still overheats...help!!! All the belts are good and both lines in/out get warm and there are no cool sections on the radiator.

WATERPUMP

 

[damnit jim]

You mean the mud actually ate the paint off? That's crazy!!!
Well, you have an excuse to paint it now...hint hint...a cool color!

No, everywere the tire(mudcatcher) touched the frame it rubbed the paint off. samething on the forks.

That green is a cool color... remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Thats why you got a face only a mother could love. :eviltongu

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

WATERPUMP

It wasn't overheating before I worked on it...? It was running fine until I flushed it. Maybe something/crud is making a little blockadge...?

 

[vogey40]

Im going to spank you when you get here

 

[grabs47]

When you drained the fluid, did you put new fluid in?? Nah, just kidding. How's the oil, since you just changed the head gasket. It's not a hard system there's a waterpump, thermostat, and the radiator.

 

[damnit jim]

How about this one... did you use the right type of antifreeze? If you dont put in the stuff that is compatable with aluminum it will gum up the works. Remember the Master chief and Chief fulled my car with water, my three month old car, and we had to replace the radiator. they said it looked like a snow globe drained out into the bucket.

 

[damnit jim]

I'll agree mtb and mud is alot of fun, but....here we go you'll like this....I know you didn't get into road and I just spanked you everytime you rode with me..."I don't understand how you spin a higher gear and ride faster than me turning the big ring???" You like that, how I just spanked that ass? I'm bull riding you...woo hoo! I know you like that Jim don't you. Look at me, I'm a bull rider...spanking the bull, feelin' the flow...it's circular!

Spankin... spankin... you were turning at about a million rpm in the middle ring not even climbing... riding in the flats. and spanked me... I just don't get that, one time I go ride with you and the Machine now all of a sudden I got spanked. I was coughing up shredded wheat and milk, which by the way tastes real good the second time around.

Just cause you have a brand new road bike, and NO!!! mountain bike dont think that the beatings will not continue as scheduled. As a matter of fact, there is a scheduled beating the day after you get back. by the way, when did you say you were coming back?

Let me reitterateNO MOUNTAIN BIKE!!!!!!
So shouldn't you be posting in the road weenie section!!!

 

[damnit jim]

Hey, my eclipse was blowing white smoke and so I fixed the head gasket and changed the bad and all of the spark plugs. I also flushed the radiator and now it overheats on me...??? What the hell is wrong? I then changed the thermostat but still overheats...help!!! All the belts are good and both lines in/out get warm and there are no cool sections on the radiator.

After rereading your post I found one flaw with what you did. You didn't buy a Subaru WRX.


my car will spank your car... and my car is stock. Sucker!!!!

Got you good F@#KER!!!!!

 

[damnit jim]

BONG!!!!!

so, now cue the music


I want my movie check!!!!

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Spankin... spankin... you were turning at about a million rpm in the middle ring not even climbing... riding in the flats. and spanked me... I just don't get that, one time I go ride with you and the Machine now all of a sudden I got spanked. I was coughing up shredded wheat and milk, which by the way tastes real good the second time around.

Just cause you have a brand new road bike, and NO!!! mountain bike dont think that the beatings will not continue as scheduled. As a matter of fact, there is a scheduled beating the day after you get back. by the way, when did you say you were coming back?

Let me reitterateNO MOUNTAIN BIKE!!!!!!
So shouldn't you be posting in the road weenie section!!!

You see what happens when people jump to conclusions and assumptions? Since you didn't know what I was talking about, maybe I happened to be talking about someone else...? Ah, simple minds are so easily to confuse!

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

BONG!!!!!

so, now cue the music


I want my movie check!!!!

Mant mant mant...
Blaabbla...

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

When you drained the fluid, did you put new fluid in?? Nah, just kidding. How's the oil, since you just changed the head gasket. It's not a hard system there's a waterpump, thermostat, and the radiator.

The oil is good, I changed the thermostat, and the waterpump is still good. I guess I'll have to drain it again to check the antifreeze and the radiator.

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Spankin... spankin... you were turning at about a million rpm in the middle ring not even climbing... riding in the flats. and spanked me... I just don't get that, one time I go ride with you and the Machine now all of a sudden I got spanked. I was coughing up shredded wheat and milk, which by the way tastes real good the second time around.

Just cause you have a brand new road bike, and NO!!! mountain bike dont think that the beatings will not continue as scheduled. As a matter of fact, there is a scheduled beating the day after you get back. by the way, when did you say you were coming back?

Let me reitterateNO MOUNTAIN BIKE!!!!!!
So shouldn't you be posting in the road weenie section!!!

:eviltongu

 

[vogey40]

Hey Rob I found a deal on a santa cruz for you on ebay check out this sucka Id buy it if I had the cash


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=27948&item=7117155807&rd=1

 

[damnit jim]

Hey Rob I found a deal on a santa cruz for you on ebay check out this sucka Id buy it if I had the cash


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=27948&item=7117155807&rd=1

What the Hell is he going to do with a bike like that in this godforesaken place???????

Go jump it off curbs

Does it ever stop raining here. I think rob should get a set of mud skis

 

[vogey40]

What the Hell is he going to do with a bike like that in this godforesaken place???????

Go jump it off curbs

Does it ever stop raining here. I think rob should get a set of mud skis

I'm getting a Santa Cruz Bullit butt dwelling monkey!(it's me Rob) I know there is nothing for me to purposely have a V-10 for. Unless I was in one of the mtb videos.

Hopefully when I get back it'll be dry enough to ride...which I'll have to borrow the BIG HIT for. You can just attach the skiis to the tires.

 

[vogey40]

Spankin... spankin... you were turning at about a million rpm in the middle ring not even climbing... riding in the flats. and spanked me... I just don't get that, one time I go ride with you and the Machine now all of a sudden I got spanked. I was coughing up shredded wheat and milk, which by the way tastes real good the second time around.

Just cause you have a brand new road bike, and NO!!! mountain bike dont think that the beatings will not continue as scheduled. As a matter of fact, there is a scheduled beating the day after you get back. by the way, when did you say you were coming back?

Let me reitterateNO MOUNTAIN BIKE!!!!!!
So shouldn't you be posting in the road weenie section!!!

It's Rob again...I'm coming back the 9th.

 

[damnit jim]

I'm getting a Santa Cruz Bullit butt dwelling monkey!(it's me Rob) I know there is nothing for me to purposely have a V-10 for. Unless I was in one of the mtb videos.

Hopefully when I get back it'll be dry enough to ride...which I'll have to borrow the BIG HIT for. You can just attach the skiis to the tires.

F-U not my bike, not in guam, never stops raining, no skis, no way, no how, not ever... sam i am

 

[damnit jim]

Do you need a ride home from the airport?

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

F-U not my bike, not in guam, never stops raining, no skis, no way, no how, not ever... sam i am

What?? Why not?? Why you gotta be stingy? Just leaving me out to dry. I can't believe you are being like that. I thought you were a bigger man.

 

[ROBdropGOboom]

Do you need a ride home from the airport?

Yeah, I guess I'll need a ride. It'll depends when I come in. My plane suppose to land at 6:40pm. I leave ATL on the 9th, I can't remember if I'll be in on the 9th at 6:40pm or the 10th at the same time. It says plus one day on arrival...? So if you can pick me up great since that's about all you can do for me stingy bike meany. :mumble:

 

[vogey40]

Yo Doug,

Heres what some real riding looks like. Me and Rob riding in Northern Maryland. A place called the Frederick water shed.

 

[damnit jim]

What?? Why not?? Why you gotta be stingy? Just leaving me out to dry. I can't believe you are being like that. I thought you were a bigger man.

Notice that you said leave me out to dry... F-U nothing is dry here. I got a yard ticket... why you may ask because it was raining all weekend and the time in the morning when I'm awake. Rain...Rain...

Here's what it sounds like... hay guys you want to go riding this weekend... well lets see if it raining or not... or maybe after about a day it will be dry enough to ride... but it rains every day... :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:
I HATE THIS PLACE

 

[damnit jim]

Rob !?! did you buy a generator and not tell me about it. Well if you did its been delivered, if not disreguard this message

 

[damnit jim]

its Raining Again