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What would you be willing to do for $500

Which of the above would you do for $500 dollars?

  • Drink 16 oz of your own urine, warm.

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • Not speak for a week.

    Votes: 15 44.1%
  • Eat nothing, but drink a mixture of vinegar, tarter sauce, and wasabi.

    Votes: 8 23.5%
  • Compete in an Ultimate Fighter competition.

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • Be forced to live homeless sleeping on the street

    Votes: 4 11.8%

  • Total voters
    34

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,247
0
Brooklyn
eat nothing for how long???
can the urine be cold???
def not speak
and i am a ultimate fighter ;)

edit.. didnt see the warm part
 

aggrorider

Monkey
Sep 20, 2005
209
0
I voted not to speak, but does that include not typing or writing out mesages? Otherwise untimate fighter.:thumb:
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,831
0
Sleepy Hollar
I think I'd drink my own urine. I know where it's been. Plus I could drink like a gallon or two of water before hand. After the piss is coming in nice and clear I figure it wouldn't have much taste anyway. Then bottoms up!
 

zahgurim

Underwater monkey
Mar 9, 2005
1,101
12
lolAsia
I like eating wasabi. Mixing it with tartar sauce and vinegar would be easiest $ I ever made.

You should see the looks on the chef's faces when I go out for sushi...
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,247
0
Brooklyn
jdschall said:
I think I'd drink my own urine. I know where it's been. Plus I could drink like a gallon or two of water before hand. After the piss is coming in nice and clear I figure it wouldn't have much taste anyway. Then bottoms up!
:think: i see you have been putting a lot of thought into this
 

sunny

Grammar Civil Patrol
Jul 2, 2004
1,108
0
Sandy Eggo, CA
Wait a minute. Do you mean US currency??



Ummmm... no.

I have eaten sauteed baby eels (and asked for more!), egg shells (boiled), and orange juice on breakfast cereal. I've slept in train stations in various places throughout Europe.

But $500 won't even buy a good wheelset.
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,889
0
Shut up and Ride
is this tax free cash?

what if I didnt speak and lived on the street, do I get $1000

and could I do this all year? so that would be $52K !

I'd do it as long as I get a 2 week paid vaction
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
6,764
0
Vestal, NY
I'd drink the urine for sure. I'd probably not talk for a week, except it would be hard on my kids... not really fair to them as they are too young to understand. I'd also live homeless if I could shower/dress for work (so I don't get fired).
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,257
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
Shoot... I'd do the tartar sause, Vinegar and Wasabi for $5

In fact, I may try it tonight just for kicks

Ricewine vinegar, Wasabi, and a little Mayo blended up right might make a good salad dressing.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,975
34
I'd do pretty much all that in the same day for $500.

Except for the not speak for a week....I couldn't pull that off in one day...

:think:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,975
34
I wonder if the warm urine would help wash away the tartar/wasabi/vinegar burn...
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,975
34
BMXman said:
uh nope...eating it for a whole week would not be good for anyone's body...D
Wait, it doesn't say you have to eat the mixture for a whole week. now THAT would suck.
 

ummbikes

Don't mess with the Santas
Apr 16, 2002
1,794
0
Napavine, Warshington
sunny said:
Wait a minute. Do you mean US currency??



Ummmm... no.

I have eaten sauteed baby eels (and asked for more!), egg shells (boiled), and orange juice on breakfast cereal. I've slept in train stations in various places throughout Europe.

But $500 won't even buy a good wheelset.
Heck $500 doesn't even pay for two trips to Costco for my family. Darn kids and their affinity for food...

I ate eel before too, but it was in a soup with tiny fish and other scary aquatic things. It was tasty. I used to work with some dudes from Cambodia who were great cooks if not a little eccentric in food choices.