i'd call Cory Bibby and have him kick him in the junk for me.
What would you do if you got attacked by a giant cyclops?
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ahahhahahaahha, rad! I love you skookie!! i got your back!Skookum said:
bummer, htough cause I was gonna call you and have yo uhit him in th eeye wit ha hammer. 
You sure have a way of making up interesting posts. I guess I'd just run or throw a rock in its eye. Why? Did you see one somewhere?
there evrey where, they are watching you now!!dwaugh said:
Now I'm scared. 
Did Cyclops replace Bigfoot when Bigfoot signed with StarWars to play Chewbacca?
Did Cyclops replace Bigfoot when Bigfoot signed with StarWars to play Chewbacca?
Move your hand forward and back, it wouldn't have superb depth perception, and that should buy you enough time to kick him in the junk.
what you pansies all scared of? Cycleops is just my trainer!
Roll a phatty..... 
I'd pop in an ICP tape into my retro Sony Walkman then bust out with some dark lotus Ninja illusions... only to confuse his depth perception, mind you... then flip a catty-wamp-ass kickflip off his junk while simultatneously hurling a razor sharpened 8pt at his eye... after landing back on my feet in bullit time cinimatography I would assume the crane position and waite for him to fall on his back bleed to death...
then I would put down the PS2 controller, kill the power to the Tv/Av systm, and get to packing up my stuff because today's gonna be a big day on the hills... and tonights gonna be even bigger at my new lady friends place on Cap Hill... :evil:
then I would put down the PS2 controller, kill the power to the Tv/Av systm, and get to packing up my stuff because today's gonna be a big day on the hills... and tonights gonna be even bigger at my new lady friends place on Cap Hill... :evil:
Use my natural chemical defenses. Pee, poop and vomit on myself.
Westy said:
ahahhahahahahahahahahahaah ROFL!!
BOO!!!
i'd use him as a stunt and shred the gnar!
That's why you should always be packin'
give him a paper cut on his eyelid and squeez lemon juice in it
I would be a mighty feast for Mr Cyclops!
bwwwaahhaaaaaRhinofromWA said:
Rhino's defense tactic...choke the bastard on the way down!
sorry dude thats freakin funny
i love you Kev!
HippieKai said:
(freaking 5 character limits)I would take the rocket pack out of my pants and fly around his head while shooting him in the eye with my super soaker filled with the opposite of visine, which would be enisiv, so his eye would get all dry and he would start to cry.
I would put this on and dookie on his head.
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but "kai is the coolest ever" has 19 characters...what were you going to say?RhinofromWA said:
