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  1. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    I have been sick this past week. Went to the dr today and got more medicine. Driving home I was on a road with a 35mph speedlimit. I had some guy riding my ass so I slowed down to 35. He flips me off and then hits me from behind. I pull over as does he. His car is 50 feet back from mine and he starts flipping out. Saying things like I am going to ring out your neck you retard. He balled his fists and ran towards me. I pulled a machete out of my trunk and told him to get back. He freaked out, got in his car and left. He broke his headlights, I got a scuff on an already scuffed bumper. I guess point of the story is even if you are crazy dont mess with a sick crazier person.
     

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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  3. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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  4. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    jerseydirt Turbo Monkey

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    what are you doing with a machete in your trunk?
     
  6. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    you should have taught him a lesson and chopped off an arm
     
  7. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    You are an E-liar. Go tell your stories elsewhere.
     
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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    This thread is useless without 1080p Video of the situation...

    Requirements:

    You = look like Chuck Norris.
    Other guy = look like Gary Busey.

    I'd pay $9.50 to see a movie about that.
     
  9. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I guess you forgot to call the cops.
     
  10. jerseydirt

    jerseydirt Turbo Monkey

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  11. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    No, the moral of the story is: never go full retard.
     
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    ridiculous Turbo Monkey

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    You had enough time to pull out your machete from your trunk, with someone running at you from only 50 ft away? What kinda of punisher car do you have rigged up?
     
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    CRoss Turbo Monkey

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    So you are saying PSP is only a few pills from being a retard...I would agree.
     
  14. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    are you going to post again before or after you get arrested for pulling a mac cha te on the guy?
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Ya know, you should've gotten his plates. Minus the machete you coulda had him arrested for H&R.
     
  16. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    I was in fear that I was going to have my ass beat by some crazy thats why I pulled it out. I keep it in my car for trail maintenance but it comes in handy in many situations.
     
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    agreed
     
  18. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Should have taken his battery.
     
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    Wumpus makes avatars better

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    Sounds like he had already gotten the rotors.
     
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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    If I had a car to grab stuff off I would go for the cat first, then aluminium rims. then the alternator. last thing I would grab is the battery. I have about a dozen rims and batteries in my barn now waiting for scrap to go up. I have no clue how many brake rotors are in there but I know i'll get a pretty penny. Hopefully next summer will yield similar prices as last and I will be able to buy a truck.
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    How about getting a license plate number and dialing 911?
     
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    This summer wont be yielding the same as last.
     
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    was the goat ok?
     
  25. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Hey grom, dial 911. Get a plate number, partial plate number, vehicle description. Think of that? Now you could be in more trouble than him and not even know it yet.

    Did your car not work once you pulled over? if the jackass was out of his car I would have tore ass out of there! Even by some freak reason a cop saw you speading you could pull RIGHT over jump out and tell the cops that dude is chasing you.

    You're a moron.
     
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  28. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    You guys really like to hate on me selling scrap metal. Do you know an easier way to make $500 for only a few hours of work?
     
  29. boogenman

    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    BJ's on the lower west side?
     
  30. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Oh ****....Westy & Boogenman literally made me laugh out loud.

    Is this kid for real, though? I mean I am beginning to think he is some kind of bot created by vBulletin to keep forums rolling.
     
  31. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    I am real, have a facebook and myspace too.
     
  32. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I had some ass clown in Virginia pull something like this one time.
    Mind you, I don't bring knives to gun fights. I bring a gun.

    He popped out of his car after pulling a t-bone stop on me, blocking my forward progress, and decided it would be a good time to approach my truck with his right hand down and behind him.

    He did not enjoy seeing my Glock 29.

    "I'm calling the cops mother ****er, how dare you pull a gun on me!"
    "Sir, I am giving you to the count of three before I shoot you and everyone in your mother ****ing Acura. Be smart, get back in the car."

    So long story short, he calls the cops, its like the end of The Blues Brothers as I exit the wine store, they cuff and stuff me, run it down with my wife and some witnesses as to what happened, came up, let me out of the car, thanked me for not shooting this Semper Fi ****stain, and sent me on my way with their blessings, stating in the same situation they would have dropped him like Witney dropped Bobby.

    Long story short, never be exactly sure you're only getting into a knife fight.
     
  33. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Well, OK. That settles that. :bonk:
     
  34. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Can you weaver stance a machete?
     
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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    they'd have to be REAL good bj's to make $500 in a few hours. i'm thinking it's him and his goat in some kind of Tijuana back alley sex show.
     
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    jerseydirt Turbo Monkey

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    If you really wanted to psych him out you should have cut off your finger and thrown it at him. Baseketball style.
     
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    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    I have seen the little bastard in person, he is real. :nopity:
     
  38. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    no joke, if he did that, he would be my new messiah.
     
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    are you serious? i think the overall IQ of RM just dropped a few points.



    *waiting on Arkayne to 'shop 'PSP' on helmet*
     
  40. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Who Westy or PSP?