LOL. Guy I know told me laundering story from Indiana. He drops his girl off for an appt and looks around for somewhere to eat. He sees a little hole in the wall burger place and goes in. The guy looks at him suspiciously and asks what he wants. At this point, bro is getting some sketch vibes and says "A.. burger?" The guy at the counter goes "Oh, a burger! He wants the burger!" and turns on the grill. Bro said it was the best damn burger he ever had.In the town where I went to college there was a chicken wing restaurant that was only open on Sundays. When anyone I knew tried to order anything they were told they had sold out.