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What's Karl Rove hiding...???

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Apparently nada... :p


Karl Rove's Garage Proves to Be Typical
Oct 17 2:24 PM US/Eastern
By DARLENE SUPERVILLE
Associated Press Writer


WASHINGTON - He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.

But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?

Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.



There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.

The inventory, seen from outside:

_Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

_What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.

_A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.

_A tall aluminum ladder.

_A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.

_Wicker baskets inside of wicker baskets on top of a shelf running the length of the rear wall. Transparent plastic storage bins crammed with indiscernible stuff. Another cardboard box.

_In one corner, the rear wheel of a bicycle sticks out, along with what appears to be a helmet.

_Another ladder, this one green, leaning sideways.
 

kidwoo

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I'm convinced.

He has nothing to hide regarding leaking a cia agent's name. I mean just look at that garage!!
 

Changleen

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Silver said:
Natalee Holloway...
Rove is secretly Dutch?

Actually I recon it's the White House staff's sense of decency and fair play. Rove takes it from you when you join up, and is keeping at his house where he plays with it at night.
 

MikeD

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Oct 26, 2001
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NickZ said:
Damn! You beat me to it.
He's wrong. I transported an ark-shaped diplomatic pouch to, um, somewhere just last week...

Nothing to see here, nothing at all.
 

Changleen

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MikeD said:
He's wrong. I transported an ark-shaped diplomatic pouch to, um, somewhere just last week...

Nothing to see here, nothing at all.
That wasn't the real Arc. Rove doesn't have it either. His is a good copy, but it doesn't smite anyone.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
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Changleen said:
That wasn't the real Arc. Rove doesn't have it either. His is a good copy, but it doesn't smite anyone.
"Naughty, naughty, EVIL Zoot! She has been setting alight our beacon again, which I've just remembered is grail-shaped."