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What's Karl Rove hiding...???

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by N8 v2.0, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Karl Rove's Garage Proves to Be Typical
    Oct 17 2:24 PM US/Eastern
    By DARLENE SUPERVILLE
    Associated Press Writer


    WASHINGTON - He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.

    But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?

    Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.



    There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.

    The inventory, seen from outside:

    _Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

    _What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.

    _A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.

    _A tall aluminum ladder.

    _A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.

    _Wicker baskets inside of wicker baskets on top of a shelf running the length of the rear wall. Transparent plastic storage bins crammed with indiscernible stuff. Another cardboard box.

    _In one corner, the rear wheel of a bicycle sticks out, along with what appears to be a helmet.

    _Another ladder, this one green, leaning sideways.
     

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  2. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    He has nothing to hide regarding leaking a cia agent's name. I mean just look at that garage!!
     
  3. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    I bet there's dead babies in that box marked fragile.
     
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    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    or pop-tart infiltrators!
     
  5. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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  6. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    That would be pretty bad a$$ if you had that in your garage. Woe be the neighbor that f'ed with your tree limbs.
     
  7. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Natalee Holloway...
     
  8. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Rove is secretly Dutch?

    Actually I recon it's the White House staff's sense of decency and fair play. Rove takes it from you when you join up, and is keeping at his house where he plays with it at night.
     
  9. NickZ

    NickZ Chimp

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    Damn! You beat me to it.
     
  10. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    He's wrong. I transported an ark-shaped diplomatic pouch to, um, somewhere just last week...

    Nothing to see here, nothing at all.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    That wasn't the real Arc. Rove doesn't have it either. His is a good copy, but it doesn't smite anyone.
     
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    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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