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What's the ugliest DH bike?

me89

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May 25, 2004
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any ventana
khs definatly
most devincies
and all mountain bikes that have been turned into big bmx bikes with rigid fork up front and single speed. not so much the single speed but deffinatly the rigid fork on a mountain bike. it makes me want to hurl. :nope: :dead: :eek:
 
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me89 said:
all mountain bikes that have been turned into big bmx bikes with rigid fork up front and single speed.

yeah those rigid singlespeeds are hideous! especially the ones from asheville!



peeyeww!
 

Orvan

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Mar 5, 2002
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I like ugly frames... they make you an instant underdog at the races. :thumb:

care to include two other frames on my get list:
1. Be One Team
2. Scott LSD DH
3. Turner DHR -good to get for resale value purposes to put a down payment on the first two frames above. :p
 

SebringMGB

Monkey
Feb 6, 2004
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the Trek Diesel makes me want to tear my retinas out. But at least it comes with the ugliest sticker kits to match the bike

btw, is that large hunk of aluminum by the bb a chainguide?

the RB dragster is pretty damn ugly too, but burly looking

I think it needs a bigger headtube too :think:
 

narlus

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Nov 7, 2001
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behind the viewfinder
eyesores:

khs dominatrix
iron horse SGS (ducks flying debris)
didn't realize it, but that large DHR does look pretty bad (the others are hot though)
any bike from scott
yeti DH-9
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Jeremy R said:
The bikes that make me want projectile my 2 hour old fajitas across the room
are the ones that not only are ugly, but really suck as well.
Like the KHS eyesore, and RM9s. Oh God, I sourburped just typing them.
And that old Trek DH bike. I lost a pint of blood out of my eyes just staring at it.
Ohh damn, good list! I found this just for you, dont stare too long
:p

Funny thing is my buddy has one of these built up as a spare bike. The downtube always reminded me of ship rudder! F U G L Y :p
 

Li'l Dave

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Jan 10, 2002
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I thought the new Nicolai was pretty sick looking, at least Orven's was at big bear. I agree with that horrible Trek frame, that thing would sure look a lot better if ya just take an axe to it.
 

Trond

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Oct 22, 2002
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Vladimir said:
Well, just have a look at what people ride around here :help:
And those frames are STEEL ;) weight about a ton.
Dude, I was in Bulgaria last month and I have to agree - those bikes were insane :dead:

Anyhoo, not to derail from the thread but it seemed like the national park southwest in Bulgaria had some decent riding?
 

Vladimir

Chimp
Jul 20, 2004
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Trond said:
Dude, I was in Bulgaria last month and I have to agree - those bikes were insane :dead:
Anyhoo, not to derail from the thread but it seemed like the national park southwest in Bulgaria had some decent riding?
:thumb: Wow, that was a surprise :thumb:

Yup, if you are refering to Vitosha mountain.
It's somewhat small but there are nice rides: XC, DH and whatever. I usually ride there.
There are some better places, but farther away from Sofia and with no lifts :)
 

Leethal

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Oct 27, 2001
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Kornphlake said:
It almost looks as if the effective head angle would be steepest under full compression. It'd be an endo machine if I've ever seen one.
Conventional forks cause your Headangle to steepen quite a bit
 

w00dy

In heaven there is no beer
Jun 18, 2004
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that's why we drink it here
Leethal said:
Conventional forks cause your Headangle to steepen quite a bit
The whyte was actually made the way it was so the head angle never changed through the fork's travel.

My vote for ugliest goes the the previously pitured Trek Team Boat Anchor. I know someone who rides one, and I'm always embarassed for him.
 

say 10

Chimp
Jul 30, 2004
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The CPC Patriot DH



I beleive there was one at interbike that was named "wildhair" or something like that.

just plain old gross
 

frorider

Monkey
Jul 21, 2004
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cali
i agree, pretty much all Tomacs are ugly. lacking engineering elegance.

in person, some of the Nicolai bikes look kinda cool in an industrial kind of way. the gearbox ones are ugly.
 

me89

Monkey
May 25, 2004
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asheville
yeh that wild hair is ugly but how much travel is on that thing. it has to be pushing 13 inches back there.
 

TWISTED

Turbo Monkey
Apr 2, 2004
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Most of the bikes I've seen pictured here are beauty queens compared to these BOLTED TOGETHER messes.


Wait till I anodize everything on my bike purple, then I'll have a real winner!