[highrevs]

If your gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough.

 

[4xBoy]

Hi, I wish I was.

 

[MMike]

Oops! I crapped my pants!

 

[Fool]

One time I killed a drifter, just to get an erection.

 

[zedro]

"..and I got to ride your dad for like only 5 bucks..."

 

[Jeremy R]

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[Westy]

Well it isn't going to suck itself.

 

[Da Peach]

It's not that I don't like you, it's your repugnant lifestyle.

 

[tonyhawk]

I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

 

[psychobiker]

soun ds like gay day in the lounge today

 

[teamkranzelbike]

no expectations, no dissapointments.

 

[Biscuit]

Uhhh..

"That's what she said.." (even when it doesn't make sense)

or

"I'd eat a mile of her crap just to see where it came from"

or - as you walk by a conservative looking group:

"So, I'm doin this guy in the ass..."

 

[SK6]

"Ever kiss a one eared elephant?"


(Then pull one of your pockets out.)

 

[golgiaparatus]

wanna ****?

 

[Da Peach]

I got a snake, mehn!

 

[Zark]

I love lamp

 

[Da Peach]

I really need to take care of this procrastination problem eventually.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Sh!t fire and save the matches!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

"That's what she said.." (even when it doesn't make sense)

or

"I'd eat a mile of her crap just to see where it came from"

or - as you walk by a conservative looking group:

"So, I'm doin this guy in the ass..."

Riding up the lift in Whistler, I was on a lift with some friends, and there was a single ridin' with the three of us. So my buddy starts off the convo with, "So I was balls deep in this guy's a$$ last night...."

The guy looked like he was about to take the 20 ft. fall just to get away....it was awesome.

 

[SK6]

Riding up the lift in Whistler, I was on a lift with some friends, and there was a single ridin' with the three of us. So my buddy starts off the convo with, "So I was balls deep in this guy's a$$ last night...."

The guy looked like he was about to take the 20 ft. fall just to get away....it was awesome.

The shock value of that is AWESOME!!

Thats some funny sh!t right there!

 

[OGRipper]

"Congratulations! You just managed to put your foot in your mouth even though your head is up your ass! Nice work!!"

 

[Da Peach]

I'm walking off a situation here!

 

[J_B]

1) Pull your head outta your @ss, wipe the sh!t off your eyes and take a look around.

2) There's always three sides to the story. Your side, the other person's side and the truth.

 

[Biscuit]

"Congratulations! You just managed to put your foot in your mouth even though your head is up your ass! Nice work!!"

Oh, I am soooo using that in a meeting someday!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Riding up the lift in Whistler, I was on a lift with some friends, and there was a single ridin' with the three of us. So my buddy starts off the convo with, "So I was balls deep in this guy's a$$ last night...."

The guy looked like he was about to take the 20 ft. fall just to get away....it was awesome.

LMAO!

 

[Jeronimo]

"Get off the phone and drive, moron!", usually yelled through the window of a bimbomobile or soccer mom suv/van.

 

[SK6]

"I got enthusiasm coming out my ass!"

 

[skinny mike]

i pooped a hammer!

 

[stinky|Dan]

'Never get off the boat'

 

[Bicyclist]

People know me.

 

[BMXman]

Punch him in the neck!...D

oh and if it's a woman..."Kick her in the box!"

 

[lovebunny]

i would

 

[SK6]

"Fvck you."


I win!

 

[Da Peach]

This homo tastes like bag.

 

[AA717driver]

I'm two-thirds of the way to being fat, dumb and happy. TC

 

[jacksonpt]

"first you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow."

 

[BurlyShirley]

"Seize the Carp"

 

[cadmus]

"I got no patience, and I hate waiting"

 

[llkoolkeg]

"If you don't pretend to come, I won't pretend to care."

 

[Nobody]

"She looked like someone set her on fire and beat the flames out with a mail box..."