"You know, well, it's not bad. Sorta lights out, missionary position under the covers. You know?"
Un-named co-worker describing a un-named bike in a sales meeting.
Un-named co-worker describing a un-named bike in a sales meeting.
What's your favorite quote?
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"im gay"
Spoken by most people when a fat girl approches!!
Spoken by most people when a fat girl approches!!
Not sure where I heard it but it has stuck with me for years....
"Jesus is my brake marker"
"Jesus is my brake marker"
I like this one...
"When you get hurt, and all your sacrifice adds up to nothing.
Will you have what it takes to put it all on the line again?
-Conrad Stoltz
"When you get hurt, and all your sacrifice adds up to nothing.
Will you have what it takes to put it all on the line again?
-Conrad Stoltz
"Dad: "It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Mom: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Dad: I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries! "
"Buon giorno, papa!
I'm not "papa." I'm your god-damned father."
breaking away
Mom: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Dad: I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries! "
"Buon giorno, papa!
I'm not "papa." I'm your god-damned father."
breaking away
Since that was said......REFUND.......REFUND!!!!!!
i was debating whether to put that one on here...
"Italians are poor, but they're happy."
I believe it was geometry, not construction
thanks Literal Larry
Please, nothing is better than Warner's 4X commentary (can't remember which round). After one rider goes down HARD after casing a jump he offers:
"He needs to drink a pint of concrete and harden the **** up!"
followed by
"Oh come on, quit milking it already!"
"He needs to drink a pint of concrete and harden the **** up!"
followed by
"Oh come on, quit milking it already!"
you failed, thats for sure.i fail to see what mass slavery has to do with downhill?
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"downhill, because football and basketball require only one ball"
or something like that....
or something like that....
Quotes from the trail;
"It's all downhill from here" (usually when it's all uphill).
"No, I forgot the map, but I have it memorized".
"No, I haven't ridden this route, but it looks good on the map" (the map that I forgot).
200 feet into the ride/hike:
"phew! what a rush, lets go back and shower off and play vollyball".
"I'm tired, lets go home".
"How bout we blow off this ride thing and go to McDonalds?"
"Who's idea was this?"
"It's all downhill from here" (usually when it's all uphill).
"No, I forgot the map, but I have it memorized".
"No, I haven't ridden this route, but it looks good on the map" (the map that I forgot).
200 feet into the ride/hike:
"phew! what a rush, lets go back and shower off and play vollyball".
"I'm tired, lets go home".
"How bout we blow off this ride thing and go to McDonalds?"
"Who's idea was this?"
Where did he say this?
that was a good one
"The people's champion. Fvck the people's champion...I want to be the world champion!".
~Steve Peat
~Steve Peat
DIRT, end of season interview 2007
"Put on yer hardhats, its drinkin' time!"
~Plattekill lifty.
~Plattekill lifty.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you"
~Jeremy Clarkson
~Jeremy Clarkson
"us moto guys are nuts but those mountain bike guys are really nuts"-Travis pastrana in nitro circus
"you dont stop riding cuz you get old, you get old cuz you stop riding"
or one i say alot
"just hit it already!"
or one i say alot
"just hit it already!"
it's the small sissy falls that hurt you so if your gunna fall make it brutal
"They didn't invent suspension on bikes to help the riders get over rocks, they invented it to stop Kovarik from hurting the rocks."
somewhere on Littermag
somewhere on Littermag
"Close enough for the girls we run around with".
another good one Eric carter on Sam Hill "It looked like somebody pushed fast forward on the VCR."
No it is "Put yer hardhats on, we're going to be doing some heavy drinking!"
" I dont know what your talking about, and I want you to shut the hell up"
And
"Balls Jesus"
And
"Balls Jesus"