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What's your superhero name?

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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Groton, MA
Green Stone IPA Bottle.

I'll go with Green Stone.

edit: Who the fvck wears a top? I've got a shirt on. Wait, lemme check my pants. Yep, there's a penis in there. It's a shirt.
You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome.