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N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/space/orl-bk-nasaastronaut0507feb05,0,6104316.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

A NASA astronaut could be released later today, a day after police say she attacked her rival for another astronaut's attention at Orlando International Airport Monday.

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Nowak -- who was a mission specialist on a Space Shuttle Discovery flight last summer -- was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show. They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive. Reports show that after U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman's flight arrived, Nowak followed her to the airport's Blue Lot for long-term parking, tried to get into Shipman's car and then doused her with pepper spray.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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if she stopped to pee, it would only take a minute or two, but going to wal-mart, finding the diapers, & waiting in some line being manned by some first-week-on-the-job mong would take ages.

it's not rocket science.
 

rapp

Monkey
Sep 30, 2006
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Beaufort, SC
I feel sorry for the other chick, almost getting kidnapped by a crazy person wearing a trench coat and diapers with a bb gun. What's this world coming to?
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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All this story does is further affirm to me that all women, regardless of intelligence, education, career choice, etc, etc, are emotionially insane.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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Men might fight, but they usually wont put on diapers, drive 1000 miles and assault one another with pepper spray while wearing a wig and trenchcoat. That is insane.
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Feeling the lag
Men might fight, but they usually wont put on diapers, drive 1000 miles and assault one another with pepper spray while wearing a wig and trenchcoat. That is insane.
Nah, you're right; for example men will simply gather all they can find of an ethnic minority from thousands of miles around and kill them as efficiently as possible. Totally sane actions.