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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/11/06/panthers.cheerleaders.ap/index.html

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested after a bar dispute that broke out early Sunday after patrons complained the women were having sex in a bathroom stall, a police arrest report said.

Police reports named the women, but The Tampa Tribune reported officials were checking into whether one of them gave a false identification. One woman was charged with battery, and the other with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

The women were locked in a stall at about 2:10 a.m. Sunday when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom, the police report said. The women left the stall, and one began arguing with another patron of Banana Joe's, eventually hitting that patron in the face with a closed fist, police said.
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They also apparently assaulted the police officers during the arrest. One of them gave the name of another cheerleader that wasn't even in Tampa at the time.

And if that's not good enough one of the two was the featured TopCat on the Panthers website. It was still up but I'm sure that it won't be for long.
 
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For some reason I saw tons of cheerleaders this past weekend. I was on the T in Boston and this blonde fluff-brain walks on holding a cheerleading trophy and as we were getting off the train, she smacked the side of my arm with it. Then I saw several mommy mini-vans with pompoms and crap written on the side windows. :rolleyes:
 
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bluebug32 said:
For some reason I saw tons of cheerleaders this past weekend. I was on the T in Boston and this blonde fluff-brain walks on holding a cheerleading trophy and as we were getting off the train, she smacked the side of my arm with it. Then I saw several mommy mini-vans with pompoms and crap written on the side windows. :rolleyes:
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Blonde fluff-brain? Had a conversation with her, did you?
 
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bluebug32 said:
For some reason I saw tons of cheerleaders this past weekend. I was on the T in Boston and this blonde fluff-brain walks on holding a cheerleading trophy and as we were getting off the train, she smacked the side of my arm with it. Then I saw several mommy mini-vans with pompoms and crap written on the side windows. :rolleyes:
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Hold it ! You were in Boston this weekend ?
 
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I think it's funny that as a punishment, they got sent to jail.

What started the fight?
Two cheerleaders having sex in a bathroom stall, and a lady got pssed off because she was waiting too long, so there was a cat fight.

And what do they do?

Lock two cheerleaders up in a jail cell.

Cue pron music.

Cheerleader 1: Hey, baby, that jumpsuit sure does look tight on you..
Cheerleader 2: Yes, it is awfully hot in this outfit..
Cheerleader 1: I'm gonna take it off of you, and since we're in jail, I've gotta have me a btch............
 
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MudGrrl said:
I think it's funny that as a punishment, they got sent to jail.

What started the fight?
Two cheerleaders having sex in a bathroom stall, and a lady got pssed off because she was waiting too long, so there was a cat fight.

And what do they do?

Lock two cheerleaders up in a jail cell.

Cue pron music.

Cheerleader 1: Hey, baby, that jumpsuit sure does look tight on you..
Cheerleader 2: Yes, it is awfully hot in this outfit..
Cheerleader 1: I'm gonna take it off of you, and since we're in jail, I've gotta have me a btch............
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Sounds like the bit from Family Guy when Peter tapes over his wedding with "softcore cable porn".
 
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MudGrrl said:
I think it's funny that as a punishment, they got sent to jail.

What started the fight?
Two cheerleaders having sex in a bathroom stall, and a lady got pssed off because she was waiting too long, so there was a cat fight.

And what do they do?

Lock two cheerleaders up in a jail cell.

Cue pron music.

Cheerleader 1: Hey, baby, that jumpsuit sure does look tight on you..
Cheerleader 2: Yes, it is awfully hot in this outfit..
Cheerleader 1: I'm gonna take it off of you, and since we're in jail, I've gotta have me a btch............
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Excellent.

From the bowels of Panthers stadium, the news is that one of them is not only a cheerleader but a registered nurse in real life.

So that really complicates the role playing.
 
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Cheerleaders get crazy. I remember in 1984, well, I was four at the time, but I remember one cheerleader in my town killed another cheerleader after losing out to her during tryouts or something.

I think it was made into a tv movie with Tori Spelling.
 
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Craw said:
Cheerleaders get crazy. I remember in 1984, well, I was four at the time, but I remember one cheerleader in my town killed another cheerleader after losing out to her during tryouts or something.

I think it was made into a tv movie with Tori Spelling.
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Be agressive, be be aggressive.
 
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Secret Squirrel said:
That's great....my wife brought that up cheer up last night...I had no idea what the hell she was talking about....I just got that stupid chant out of my head...Thanks for putting it back...:mumble:
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I say a boom chick a boom
I say a boom chick a boom
I say a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chick a boom. :thumb: :D
 
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Craw said:
Cheerleaders get crazy. I remember in 1984, well, I was four at the time, but I remember one cheerleader in my town killed another cheerleader after losing out to her during tryouts or something.

I think it was made into a tv movie with Tori Spelling.
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have you ever seen that flick w Denise Richards and Kirsten Dunst? can't recall the name but it was hilarious!
 
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The bad news and I hate to even bring it up but....

some of the women in the bathroom are saying that they weren't having sex but that one of them was sick and the other one was just taking care of her
 
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