[drkenan]

Who doesn't get the urge to spread their seed sometimes?

A store employee told cops that Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.” Employees reported that Black “discarded the magazine behind some toys and proceeded to the front of the store.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cleanup-aisle-three

 

[kidwoo]

Floridian

Booyah!!!!

 

[stevew]

the light saber didn't find its way up his ass?

 

[KavuRider]

a substitute teacher

Dude...

 

[Pesqueeb]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Seriously though, thats some weird sh*t.

 

[jimmydean]

Touch Yourself Elmo, just in time for X-mas.

 

[valve bouncer]

1 degree of title separation

CHRISSY Amphlett, former lead singer of Australian rock group the Divinyls, has revealed she has breast cancer.
Amphlett rose to fame as a feisty lead singer with her trademark sexy schoolgirl outfit, torn fishnets and wild on-stage antics. The Divinyls' first hits included Boys in Town and Only Lonely. Their biggest-selling single, 1991's I Touch Myself, was a No. 1 hit in Australia and made the Top 10 in the US and Britain.

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http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/people/divinyls-star-out-to-beat-cancer-20101019-16sjo.html