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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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Non-Kosher Hot Dog Incites Rage At Jewish Eatery
Owner Of Shawarma King Restaurant In Brooklyn Brandished Electric Knife To Fend Off Enraged Customers

It was an all-out frankfurter frenzy this week at a popular Jewish restaurant in Brooklyn, as a certain hot dog caused a near-riot.

It's not what you would expect: a worker in a NYC eatery caught on tape fending off a group of Jewish patrons with an electric knife.

"I was petrified – stuff was going through my mind," a patron who didn't want his name used said. "I want to live. I don't want to get stabbed for a hot dog."

The long-time patron says the chaos broke out when he and a rabbi noticed the frankfurters on the grill were non-Kosher, in a restaurant that's supposed to be dishing out the Kosher variety.

"The package didn't look Kosher," the patron said. "It was the last piece in the package."
the way these guys were carrying on, they should find a release for their frustration. like say, form a baseball team: the hebrew nationals?
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Im over here now
my buddy works at a local jewish deli and he was telling me that their supplier sent them non-kosher roast beef one time and he still served it to a rabi. the rabi said it was the best roast beef he's ever had.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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my buddy works at a local jewish deli and he was telling me that their supplier sent them non-kosher roast beef one time and he still served it to a rabi. the rabi said it was the best roast beef he's ever had.
we still talking about sammiches?

Wait until they find out I stuck my nuts in the potato salad.
i'd like to see that write-up in the next j. peterman catalog