Vermont I think...Actually I think Newhart was in Minnesota or Wisconsin or something...
When people you barely know ask you to be in their wedding:
- Thread starter BurlyShirley
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Suck it up, Princess. 
Well, I live about 15 min. from what was once Opryland. They tore it down, and now its a mall. But the hotel is still there. Ive done some work out there.
TN is a little different, in that no one gives a **** about your rights. Not even the judges. If you do some stupid crap, they'll kick your ass and convict you and you have no recourse at all. Also, people will kick your ass if you start spouting off about...well...anything really. People here are pretty laid back, that is, until you alienate or attempt to change them in any way. Then all hell breaks loose. As many a bumper sticker here clearly state "Dont Start None, Wont Be None"
Words to live by in the south.
Is that because they were always picked on for losing the civil war so they're trying to make up for it?
Maybe. Or maybe they're just tired of a-hole out-of-towners NOT getting raped in the woods like they did in the good ole days.
Is there anything to see or do in TN if I don't like country music??
Yeah,
Tons of stuff. In fact, Christian Book Publishing is nashvilles biggest industry:biggrin:
Yep, the exact same thing there is to do in upstate New York.
all you need is a wedding cake from the grocery store and a few kegs of beer....and of course lots of liquer.
All the rest of the crap is forgotten but get everyone drunk and having a good time. watch out....memory-ville, slightly foggy...yes, but never forgetable.
I hate over produced, stuffy wedding for the grand parents/parents and their friends.
Funny thats just like NY, well in NY though it's Jehova Witness's doing the publishing.
Just on the outskirts of my town is the largest Jehova Witness printing facility in the states I believe.
all you need is a wedding cake from the grocery store and a few kegs of beer....and of course lots of liquer.
All the rest of the crap is forgotten but get everyone drunk and having a good time. watch out....memory-ville, slightly foggy...yes, but never forgetable.
I hate over produced, stuffy wedding for the grand parents/parents and their friends.
Personally we've been to quite a few weddings lately and the ones that sucked were the ones you felt uncomfotable at for any number of reasons. As long as your guests are relaxed and fed they will be happy.
this is what i would say to him
Three more wedding "I hate it when....." scenarios.
1. Co-workers invite everyone they work with to their wedding, even if you don't normally ever hang out outside the workplace. Annoying. I think these people are just trying to get more presents.
2. Extended family that you never see get butt hurt if you don't invite them to your wedding.
3. Family members telling you how your wedding should or shouldn't be and using the excuse, "A wedding is supposed to be for your family." Screw that, a wedding should be for the people getting married and they should do it any damn way they like.
If you can't tell, I'm planning my own wedding as we speak. It's not going to be traditional and I don't give a crap if some people don't like it, or if people get offended that I didn't invite them!
1. Co-workers invite everyone they work with to their wedding, even if you don't normally ever hang out outside the workplace. Annoying. I think these people are just trying to get more presents.
2. Extended family that you never see get butt hurt if you don't invite them to your wedding.
3. Family members telling you how your wedding should or shouldn't be and using the excuse, "A wedding is supposed to be for your family." Screw that, a wedding should be for the people getting married and they should do it any damn way they like.
If you can't tell, I'm planning my own wedding as we speak. It's not going to be traditional and I don't give a crap if some people don't like it, or if people get offended that I didn't invite them!
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luelling
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KILLER!!!! If you invite me I may come!!
My old lady and I are getting married on Sept 16th and we ran into some of the same problems....people get really offended if you don't invite them and those same people RSVP'd that they wouldn't be coming...how stupid??? I say f*** blood and the people you hold dear should come.....don't feel obligated becuase they share the same relative. Lemme know your date!!! I may crash it!! 
j/k
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luelling
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BTW tell dave I said hello and I hope things are going well!!
I agree.
Maybe add to the list of offenses:
- Impregnate all of the bridesmaids, but use a stack of revolving fake ID's to avoid the paternity suit
- Give the bride the big sloppy wet kiss and a titty grope in the reception line
- Punch the groom's mother in the mouth
- then kick his dad in the balls
- pull a drunken rendtition of "me so horny" for the first dance song.
- During the toast mention the hooker who gave all of you the Clap at the batchelor party
- then produce photos of said hooker
- Eat whatever causes you to drop ass a lot, then go around "crop dusting" people
- When she's waddling up to the altar, whisper in his ear "Hey, do you know why she's smiling? its because she just gave the last blow job she ever had to give."
- During the ceremony look over at her sister/best friend and whisper "you've got tits just like my dead mom!"
If you're going, go all out.
Of all the people on this list, I'd have pegged you to have no problem saying that.
This is why I screen calls.