[Secret Squirrel]

...lose their f*cking minds.

Hey...look over here, I found something offensive on Urban Dictionary...


You've gotta be kidding me...How hard do you need to look to be offended?...


Edit: I meant the thread title to read: "When pansies..."

It's early and my reading comprehension was a little off...the officials haven't thrown a sh*t fit....yet...

 

[X3pilot]

From Urban Dictionary:

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.
"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

You should be so offended!

 

[thcrob]

This is the biggest load of bull I have ever seen....


Using THEIR OWN ****ING LOGIC I think they should change the name of their High School...


Jackson
1. Refering to and or the singer Michael Jackson
2. Having Sexual Relations with a Person (very) younger than you
3. The changing of ones skin, unnaturaly
4. Of plastic Origins
5. Obtaining a 'Carnival' in which to attract people to 'Play with'
6. Having sexual Relations with kids

Number 5 disturbs me GREATLY. After all, High School is full of what? Kids.... Obviously the principal is a child molester.... It's on the internetz, its gotta be true.

 

[Defenestrated]

ahaha urbandictionary.com strikes again

the moral fabric, can you see it unraveling?

 

[manimal]

wow...those offended need a stiff donkey punch

 

[stringcheese]

I accidentally came across this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=helicopter+man

helicopter man:
"it requires huge strength and an erect penis..."